Where are Tiff and Cee?

Hello Everybody!

I just want to let everyone know that though Cee and I love the angst of TES and we are due for another chapter, we've decided the next Alec&Reneslee update you all will receive will not be of the TES universe but a oneshot we're currently working on.

Now, I know what all of you..[or most of you] are thinking and that's why the hell would we do this to our selves, well...let me explain.

We want to write something different then the usual fanfic and for the past couple of months we've been talking about the ALL-HUMAN grene in the Twilight fanfiction world. if know anything about the ALL-HUMAN world, it's basically making up a normal human story but using the names of the Twilight characters.

Amazing suggestions of a ALL-HUMN story are:

"Hit By Destiny" - By Ocdmess

"Emancipation Procalmation" - By Kharizzmatik

"Memories Left Behind" - by Ailisraevyn

"The Misapprehension of Bella Swan Regarding The Inferior Intellect of Hockey Players." - By HunterHunting

"Running For Home" - Ooza

Let me make it clear, the one-shot which is more then half way done, has ABSOULTELY NOTHING to do with TES, it is just a funny and sweet one-shot that we need to get done. the pairing of course will be Alec&Renesmee and it will be posted as soon as it done. make sure when you get a alert in your e-mail saying we've update to check to see which one, just in case you don't want to read the one-shot and your waiting for TES.

While we're on the subject of TES. we've been pretty busy with other stuff and the one-shot but we have not forgotten the fanfic. we never can. we have over 700 reviews for that story and we have every intention of getting it done.

we keep getting the question as to how many chapters will TES have and the answer to that is undecided. we're looking at about 10 more chapters, maybe less. we still have a way to go in order for it to be done.

Thank you for reading and understanding. can not wait for you all to read the one-shot and the next update for TES.

Enjoy your weekend.

PS- ALSO!! If any of you have Tumblr and are interested a dear friend of mine has made a fanclub for the TES.

TheEmotionlessShadowfanclub.tumblr.com

It is ran by her personally, so please be kind to her.

Love ya!

xoxo

Tiff

Tiff's a Gleek :P

Hey Guys, long time no see? I would ask you how have you been, but I'm trying to dodge the tomatos aided at my head. thank you.

again, if you haven't noticed we are random, and this my friends is a random post.

several of you have noticed we haven't updated in a while. there really isn't a excuse that comes with that. to be frank, we've just been either busy or lazy. but it's okay, we'll get though the rough patch (*Giggles at using Patch in a sentence*) and the chapter will be up.

to be nice I decided to give you the title of the chapter, to let you guys know we are working on it.

Chapter 24: Loose Ropes

does that tell you guys anything about the chapter? I hope it gives you a hint without giving you the whole thing, but who am I to say anything.

Anyways....in other news.

Tiff has become a Gleek. as the title suggested. Yes yes, Tiff is watching Glee. and I have to tell you, most of my show's are Drama filled and it feels pretty freaking amazing to watch a show that's relaxing, and Happy for a change.

not that Glee doesn't have it's own drama, but you know what I mean.

and the Music???

♥♥♥♥

Idk why but there's not a episode that goes by that I don't know a song in it. I have at least known one song per episode and you can bet your ass once again that I sing along with it.

I'm a good singer? Hell-No.

But that doesn't stop the stares that I get from my family when they come in the room in the middle of a Glee episode. :) Even my Mom can be found singing. haha.

Here are my favorites:

KURT!! - I love this Boy on so much!!! SOOO SOOO MUCH! He's the one that keeps me watching, because He's oh so hilarious!! and such a cutie. He makes me wanna hug him! Oh and I love his dad too. :) Of course I remember his dad from "Yes, Dear" and loved him on that too, but still....Bert&Kurt ftw! (OMG I rymed...O.o)

Couch: Son, if you make this...you die a legend.

Kurt: Can I pee first?

HE. IS. WIN.

ARTIE!! - *sighs* Artie is very special to me, because I relate to him soooo much. and I can't help but feel emotional whenever they talk about him or his wheelchair. seriously, i have to control myself. He's my second reason for watching. :P DON'T DIS THE WHEELS BITCH!!

(He also doesn't help that Artie is adorable.)

OHH and the guy can actually really sing well. I love his solo on "It's my Life"--"Confessions" Mashup they did. (Love that episode haha) I'm rooting for him and Tina also. and I hope that one day, He can dance. I don't care what anyone says, if he wants to Dance, then Damn it one day he's gonna Dance. LOVES HIM.

Artie: "But I want to be very clear, I still have use of my penis."

QUINN!! - Haha at first I didn't know if I would like her or not but I grew to love this woman. she's so amazing, and every scene now, I want to hug her. though I am mad at her for not keeping Beth, I Understand her reasonings for it. I just....I really wanted her to keep her and raise her with Puck. which brings me to my next one...

Quinn: "Ask Jeeves, said that a hot tub is the perfect temperature for sperm. it..it helps makes it swim faster."

Gotta love that scene LOL

PUCK!! - Hahah pretty much the same with Quinn, I effin' hated him in the Pilot, but I should know better then to dismiss someone based on one episode (Chuck Bass ringings any bells here??) and The Puckester, has stolen my heart. He really wanted to keep Beth, and it kills me that Quinn wouldn't let him. *sighs* I ship Puck&Beth relationship, Oh and Puck&Quinn I swear. him singing to Quinn just made me ship them together. (Actually it was the first scene they had together that did it, but that's because she was being mean to him and I saw sparks. :P THEY HAVE CHEMISTRY!!) I feel like Puck has a lot of growing up to do, but He truly cares for Quinn, and if this doesn't get you to ship them Idk what will.

Quinn: "Did you love me?"

Puck: "Yes. Especially right now." ♥

SEE?!?! When they were together he loved her. as he told her, it wasn't just another hook up for him. and he said that so sweetly. though he was trying to get into her pants, I can't help but feel for the guy whenever Quinn was with Finn. UGH. lmao okay Moving on. this is because a Quinn&Puck convo, and that's not what I wanted.

Puck: "Hey Ankle grabber, I had sex with your mother. No seriously, I cleaned your pool and then had sex with her in your bed. nice star wars sheets."

SUE!! - How can anyone hate Sue?? I mean honestly, I don't understand it. she's freaking amazingg. She's the Bad-guy of the show, yet she has a soft side, and it's shown in so many ways. I wanted to rip Will's head off for playing with her emotions. how dare he, but I can't help but laugh at Sue's sudden interest in Will. and OMG The woman has a diary. THAT'S EFFIN' AMAZING. I have seen this woman once before, and she was pretty funny in that too, but this? this character is the shit. I mean there's countless qoutes I can use, but I'll just use this one, because it has Sue's favorite word.

Sue: "Smell your armpits. That is the smell of failure."

BAHAHAHAHAHAH I LOVE HER!! :D

I want to see more of her and her sister together. I'm not a shipper to Will&Sue by anymeans but I want a friendship with them. LIKE YESTERDAY. lmao. FRIENMIES FTW!!

Brittany: HAHAHAH The girl has some of the funniest qoutes. haha she's so dumb it's funny. and I can't wait to see her in S2. ;) I really can't say much about her character because the only thing that is clear is that Brittany is a blonde. in the sterotype way. but it's cute. she's suppose to be this spy for Sue with the Glee club but she ends up staying with her friend/sometimes lover Santana. I don't think she has a clue on what's up, but she's willing to sex with anything that walks. so you can't really figure it if she's Bi or what because of it. I believe she's Bi but she could just be a whoreist kind of person and just doesn't care. haha. can she sing?

I don't know. she's always the background dancer, and I would lovvve for her to have a solo just to see what she would sing about. LOL

Will: "Take it away Brittany!"

Brittany: "Take what away?"

The girl has some serious issues. LOL

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Okay so that's pretty much it. *sighs* I'm a Gleek and I'm proud. S2 starts in 3 hours and you know where I'll be??? RIGHT. IN FRONT BABY!

I don't care if I have to share this fandom with myself and Cee wont watch. I don't care, you know why???

♫DON'T STOP. BELIEVINGGG♪

That's why People.

PEACE.

PS- on a personal note, I'm sick, and I feel like shit.

UGH.

10 Days of Christmas: Vampire Style - By Cee and Erin

♫On the 1st day of Christmas my true love gave to me: A bite mark on my neck.♫

♫On the 2nd day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Two Salvatores, and a bite mark on my neck.♫

♫On the 3rd day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Three cold shivers, two Salvatores, and a bite mark on my neck.♫

♫On the 4th day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Four shirtless vamps, three cold shivers, two Salvatores, and a bite mark on my neck.♫

♫On the 5th day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Five orgasms! Four shirtless vamps, three cold shivers, two Salvatores, and a bite mark on my neck.♫

♫On the 6th day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Six red eyes, five orgams! Four shirtless vamps, three cold shivers, two Salvatores, and a bite mard on my neck.♫

♫On the 7th day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Seven pointed fangs, six red eyes, five orgams! Four shirtless vamps, three cold shivers, two Salvatores, and a bite mark on my neck.

♫On the 8th day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Eight pints of blood, seven pointed fangs, six red eyes, five orgasms! Four shirtless vamps, three cold shivers, two Salvatores, and a bite mark on my neck.♫

♫On the 9th day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Nine compulsions, eight pints of blood, seven pointed fangs, six red eyes, five orgams! Four shirtless vamps, three cold shivers, two Salvatores, and a bitemark on my neck.♫

♫On the 10th day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Ten sexy smirks, nine compulsions, eight pints of blood, seven pointed fangs, six red eyes, five orgasms! Four shirtless vamps, three cold shivers, two Salvatores, and a bitemark on my neck.

♫On the 11th day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Eleven willings victims, ten sexy smirks, nine compulsions, eight pints of blood, seven pointed fangs, six red eyes, five orgams! Four shirtless vamps, three cold shivers, two Salvatores, and a bitemark on my neck.♫

♫On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

Twelve dancing Damon's, eleven willing victoms, ten sexy smirks, nine compulsions, eight pints of blood, seven pointed fangs, six red eyes, five orgams! Four shirtless vamps, three cold shivers, two Salvatores, and a bite mark on my neeeeeeeeeck!♫

~~~

So, there you have to people. Memorize it to heart and sing it everyday in the shower! :D

♥ you guys!

-Cee

READ! URGENT! EMERGANCY! :( :( :(

Tiff and Cee walk in office in business suits and shades; looking badass and pissed.

Tiff: Send them in. (Voice stern and deadly.)

Cee: *curt nod and talks into walkie* Now.

Alec, NEZ, Felix, and Duckie.

Alec: I tried to tell you-

Nez: I don't want to hear about it-

Cee and Tiff snap fingers.

Cee: PEOPLE! Get over yourselves. This is important. GET OVER THE DIFFERANCES!

Tiff: IT INVOLVES ALL OF YOU!

Felix: An orgy? *excited*

Cee and Tiff: NO!

Alec: What's wrong ladies? Why do you look so...

Nez: Did something happen???

Tiff: Yes...yes it has.

Cee: *sobs and grabs tissues and Tiff grabs them and uses them herself.*

Felix: Babes! What's wrong?

Duckie: What happend to the orgy idea???

Cee: We've been ripped off! *sobs*

Tiff: Plucked from the apple tree before we were fully grown!

Alec: What're you talking about? Whose neck do I need to snap? Did someone hurt you!?

Felix: Hell na!!! *flexs muscles* Their ass is grass.

Nez: I'll call Uncle Emmett!

Cee: *cocks eyebrow* Well, if you insist-

Tiff: CEE! We have to discuss how someome stole our story and posted in on fanfic!!

*Everyone gasps*

Alec: Define stealing? How???

Cee: She stole bits and pieces of it and used your exact words...

Tiff: Her Alec calls Nez Ren!

Alec: -.- Bitch is going down.

Felix: I second that! I mean, what the crap?

Nez: O_O Ren? EW! I mean I'd pick even Nez over that!

Alec: *smirks* Would you really?

Nez: Don't talk to me.

Duckie: So, let me get this straight. Someone took bits of your story and copied it? Are you sure?

Cee: Does a bear shit in the woods? -.-

Tiff: They even had the exact words on how you three met. Alec pressed his fingers to her mouth when she foolishly asked if Felix and Alec were the Volturi. She had the piano.

Cee: Let's just review the list, shall we Tiff?

Tiff: Love to.

NUMBER 1: The whole arrival of Nez is word for word basically.

NUMBER 2: Quotes of chapter 2 were exactly the same. The bathroom was described as we did it with a giant room made of marbel and a huge bathroom. Red walls in the bedroom. Alec brings her a tray of food; pasta.

NUMBER 3: Locket is mentioned as we did. Given to Nez from Bella.

NUMBER 4: Alec's scarf; and Nez not liking it.

NUMBER 5: The basic storyline of Alec being her guard! Major one right there.

NUMBER 6: She asks him to stay with her in the middle of the night; he declines.

NUMBER 7: Talking to Felix; venting. Felix has electronics in his room.

NUMBER 8: Going to a club. Nez gets drunk and dances with someone else to make him jealous. "Mr. Polyester" anyone?

NUMBER 9: Alec protests their relationship after kiss and Nez fights him for it.

NUMBER 10: Nez throws up after club and Alec pulls back her hair.

NUMBER 11: Felix is described just like Emmett.

NUMBER 12: Fountain scene/nickname discussion. Literally used OUR words.

NUMBER 13: His resistance to talk about his past. Nez gets fed up and ignores him for a couple of days just like she did in our story.

NUMBER 14: She did she three questions thing... -.-

NUMBER 15: Eye color convo is exactly the same.

NUMBER 16: Sparkling conversation is exactly the same. Nez describes Bella's opinion on it like we did.

NUMBER 17: Birthday ball. Aro's insistance on Alec being her escort.

NUMBER 18: Felix calling Alec "Al"

Simularties?
Check it out. It'll blow your mind.

FANFICTION: I can't help what I feel - by: Selenaaaaaaa
fanfiction.net/~selenaaaaaaa

We're furious. Absolutely enraged. And a little heartbroken. This isn't a joke, this is real. We don't know what to say. We realize that this person might be a child but there is such a thing as copyright. We don't own the characters but we do own OUR storyline; and she's taking it from us.

She started writing this in July 2010. We first started writing ours in September 2009. So we know we're not copying her; thats for damn sure.

We just feel like crap, basically. We want to put a stop to this if we can; which is why we need YOUR help! We all have passionate fans; so please put your energy into this. Contact fanfiction and tell them what you're seeing basically. We can't be the only one who see the simularies. They're literally word for word sometimes. OUR WORDS! Words WE put a lot of thought and energy into. We write this for ourselves and for you guys; not this chick who wants to rip us off and call The Emotionless Shadow hers.

Hell, contact this chick if you want to. Maybe if she gets enough people on her case she'll delete it. We can only hope.

WE DONT HAVE SUCH AWESOME READERS FOR NOTHING! YOU GUYS ARE AMAZING AND WE NEED YOU!!!! *HUGS* LET EM KNOW THAT THIS AINT RIGHT!

Thanks guys, and hopefully we can put a stop to this..
xoxoxoxoxox

Cee and Tiff :(

People, please relax!!

So here lately we've been getting A LOT of complaints on how we're taking too long to update or people asking when we're going to update...so I thought I'd give a little explanation on why we're taking so long. It's been a really rough and stressful week.. for example:

Problem no. 1: Tiff is out of town visiting family.

Problem no. 2: I've been in and out of the hospital with IV's stuck in my arm because I've been very dehydrated.

Problem no. 3: My dad has a kidney stone, so I've been at the hospital all night with him as well.

Problem no. 4: I've been sick, and have had some pretty effing painful headaches the past couple of days, and all I want to do is sleep and I really couldn't give a crap about writing.

We can't write all the time, because as you can see life gets in the way. Plus, I have school, Tiff has work and we both have things we need to do throughout the way. Please don't take this personal; we just need you guys to be patient!! :)

PLEASE have some faith in us, we'll get it up when we get it up. We always do, don't we??? ;)

~Cee

Friendship fades; but Memories last vibrant forever. (Kind of serious one.)

I find it really sad when you used to be really good friends with someone, someone you saw practically everyday and had really great times together, and then over time the friendship faded into nothing. And now, when you see this person, neither of you say one word to eachother or acknowledge eachother's existance. The worst part is really, really wanting the friendship back but knowing it'll probably never be the same again. I guess the question we're asking is why? I'd like to know why; not only do I want to know why the friendship ended, but also why it can't be rebuilt.


Then you start wondering what is it that you did wrong, what you did to make the person not want to contact you anymore out of the blue. You try to talk to this person, try to get together with this person or just communicate somehow but you find it does no good.


Again I ask why?


After that you start comtimplating if the two of you were ever friends, or if this person ever actually thought of you as one. Because why would someone who wanted to be in your life suddenly cut off contact? It makes you wonder.


Then, however many years later, you know in your gut that this person really doesn't care...but you can't help yourself from caring about them and missing their company. You miss the laughs you shared, the crazy things you did, the not so wise things you did. All of it, the good and the bad. Where did it go wrong?


Perhaps it's true what they say: People change with time and with that comes...changes. People get older and start experiencing new things in their life, some things they they would rather not discuss with anyone. I, of course, respect all of that. I just don't know why someone would change so much to want me out of their life...


I might never know for sure. I do know that when I think back of them and the stupid things we did, I smile at the memories. Perhaps that's worth all of it, to at least have funny memories.


Friendship fades; but Memories last vibrant forever.

Written by: Cee :)

Yeah, I know, kind of depressing. It was just something that was laying on my heart from personal experience! :( I miss Hannah, and wish that we could still be friends but...life isn't always sunshine, right?

Love you guys! *hugs*

~Cee

Renesmee Interview: Chapter 22

Cee: So, Nez- *Renesmee cringes* Sorry, Renesmee....*rolls eyes* Do you think there is any chance of you ever forgiving Alec- *Renesmee cringes* You know, maybe I should just shut up.

Nez: I'm sorry. I guess you could say I'm a little...tense right now.

Tiff: Yeah, I think that'd be safe to say. *cough* As we were asking before: Do you think there is ever a chance of talking to HIM again?

Nez: No, I doubt it. Why would I want to?

Tiff: Why don't you answer that for me?

Nez: I'd really rather not get into it.

Cee: Oh, come on! It's just us here...no one else is going to be hearing about this.

Nez: Liar! This is for your stupid blog or whatever!

Cee & Tiff:*Gasp* We would never do that! This is...this is...*sigh* You caught us.

Nez: Whatever. It's not like the entire world doesn't know about this by now, anyways. I don't want to speak to him again because he ripped my heart into a million tiny little pieces that will not under any circumstances be put back together ever again.

Tiff ...Well then...

*Cee's phone rings; the song "Down by Jason Walker" plays*

Cee: Oh, sorry. Lemme get that!...Hello?...O_O Um....uh...

Alec over the phone: Listen, I just called to say that you needn't worry about our scheduled interview or whatever. I'll be there in a while.

Cee: NO!

Nez: Who is it?

Tiff: *Suspisious* That isn't--

Cee: Allan, I can't just drop everything I'm doing to come and have a quickie with you right now. We talked about this...

Alec over the phone: *sighs* She's there isn't she?

Tiff: *Grabs phone from Cee. Cee glares.* Albert!

Cee: *cough* Allan

Tiff: That's what I meant! As much as we all know you want to do ME instead of Cee; she's right. Now isn't a good time.

Nez: Who the hell are you talking to!?

Alec over the phone: *breathes* Nez...

Cee: Tiff, give me the phone!

Tiff: No! You always get to talk to Alvin-

Cee: ALLAN!

Tiff: WHATEVER!

Alec over the phone: How is she? Is she angry? Of course she's angry...why wouldn't she be? *sighs* I miss her so much-

Nez: Guys, chill the crap down! I'm sure Alvin...or whatever his name is cares about you both!

Cee: HAH! Whatever! Each time I try get a little touch he's always going on and onnnn about y-

Tiff: Yolanda!

Cee:...?

Tiff: Yolanda is his dog. He's very passsionate about his...dog.

Cee: Right...his dog...*wink* So that's what he's calling it now and days..

Alec over the phone: Subtle, Tiffany.

Tiff: Well, you know-

Nez: I thought we were suppose to be doing an interview here? I drag my butt down here and all you guys can do is talk to a phone?

Cee: This phone- *grabs phone back from Tiff* is very special to us....*whispers into phone* Umm...I don't think you should come right now.

Alec over the phone: Yeah, I figured as much. You know, if you two weren't making me actually have decent storylines, I'd have killed you by now.

Cee: *GASP* That's it. WE ARE OVER, Alby! *hangs up phone*...Anyways...

Nez: ... That wasn't-

Cee: No.

Nez: *angry* I cannot believe you!

Tiff: In our defense, he called us...

Cee: Yeaaaaaah!

Tiff: *smiles at private joke*

Cee: Why would you be angry? I mean, it's not a big deal? If you're...over him?

Nez: I am!

Tiff: Sureee.

Nez: I AM!

*Tiff and Cee look at eachother and smile knowingly*

Us: Whatever you say...