READ! URGENT! EMERGANCY! :( :( :(

Tiff and Cee walk in office in business suits and shades; looking badass and pissed.

Tiff: Send them in. (Voice stern and deadly.)

Cee: *curt nod and talks into walkie* Now.

Alec, NEZ, Felix, and Duckie.

Alec: I tried to tell you-

Nez: I don't want to hear about it-

Cee and Tiff snap fingers.

Cee: PEOPLE! Get over yourselves. This is important. GET OVER THE DIFFERANCES!

Tiff: IT INVOLVES ALL OF YOU!

Felix: An orgy? *excited*

Cee and Tiff: NO!

Alec: What's wrong ladies? Why do you look so...

Nez: Did something happen???

Tiff: Yes...yes it has.

Cee: *sobs and grabs tissues and Tiff grabs them and uses them herself.*

Felix: Babes! What's wrong?

Duckie: What happend to the orgy idea???

Cee: We've been ripped off! *sobs*

Tiff: Plucked from the apple tree before we were fully grown!

Alec: What're you talking about? Whose neck do I need to snap? Did someone hurt you!?

Felix: Hell na!!! *flexs muscles* Their ass is grass.

Nez: I'll call Uncle Emmett!

Cee: *cocks eyebrow* Well, if you insist-

Tiff: CEE! We have to discuss how someome stole our story and posted in on fanfic!!

*Everyone gasps*

Alec: Define stealing? How???

Cee: She stole bits and pieces of it and used your exact words...

Tiff: Her Alec calls Nez Ren!

Alec: -.- Bitch is going down.

Felix: I second that! I mean, what the crap?

Nez: O_O Ren? EW! I mean I'd pick even Nez over that!

Alec: *smirks* Would you really?

Nez: Don't talk to me.

Duckie: So, let me get this straight. Someone took bits of your story and copied it? Are you sure?

Cee: Does a bear shit in the woods? -.-

Tiff: They even had the exact words on how you three met. Alec pressed his fingers to her mouth when she foolishly asked if Felix and Alec were the Volturi. She had the piano.

Cee: Let's just review the list, shall we Tiff?

Tiff: Love to.

NUMBER 1: The whole arrival of Nez is word for word basically.

NUMBER 2: Quotes of chapter 2 were exactly the same. The bathroom was described as we did it with a giant room made of marbel and a huge bathroom. Red walls in the bedroom. Alec brings her a tray of food; pasta.

NUMBER 3: Locket is mentioned as we did. Given to Nez from Bella.

NUMBER 4: Alec's scarf; and Nez not liking it.

NUMBER 5: The basic storyline of Alec being her guard! Major one right there.

NUMBER 6: She asks him to stay with her in the middle of the night; he declines.

NUMBER 7: Talking to Felix; venting. Felix has electronics in his room.

NUMBER 8: Going to a club. Nez gets drunk and dances with someone else to make him jealous. "Mr. Polyester" anyone?

NUMBER 9: Alec protests their relationship after kiss and Nez fights him for it.

NUMBER 10: Nez throws up after club and Alec pulls back her hair.

NUMBER 11: Felix is described just like Emmett.

NUMBER 12: Fountain scene/nickname discussion. Literally used OUR words.

NUMBER 13: His resistance to talk about his past. Nez gets fed up and ignores him for a couple of days just like she did in our story.

NUMBER 14: She did she three questions thing... -.-

NUMBER 15: Eye color convo is exactly the same.

NUMBER 16: Sparkling conversation is exactly the same. Nez describes Bella's opinion on it like we did.

NUMBER 17: Birthday ball. Aro's insistance on Alec being her escort.

NUMBER 18: Felix calling Alec "Al"

Simularties?
Check it out. It'll blow your mind.

FANFICTION: I can't help what I feel - by: Selenaaaaaaa
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We're furious. Absolutely enraged. And a little heartbroken. This isn't a joke, this is real. We don't know what to say. We realize that this person might be a child but there is such a thing as copyright. We don't own the characters but we do own OUR storyline; and she's taking it from us.

She started writing this in July 2010. We first started writing ours in September 2009. So we know we're not copying her; thats for damn sure.

We just feel like crap, basically. We want to put a stop to this if we can; which is why we need YOUR help! We all have passionate fans; so please put your energy into this. Contact fanfiction and tell them what you're seeing basically. We can't be the only one who see the simularies. They're literally word for word sometimes. OUR WORDS! Words WE put a lot of thought and energy into. We write this for ourselves and for you guys; not this chick who wants to rip us off and call The Emotionless Shadow hers.

Hell, contact this chick if you want to. Maybe if she gets enough people on her case she'll delete it. We can only hope.

WE DONT HAVE SUCH AWESOME READERS FOR NOTHING! YOU GUYS ARE AMAZING AND WE NEED YOU!!!! *HUGS* LET EM KNOW THAT THIS AINT RIGHT!

Thanks guys, and hopefully we can put a stop to this..
xoxoxoxoxox

Cee and Tiff :(

People, please relax!!

So here lately we've been getting A LOT of complaints on how we're taking too long to update or people asking when we're going to update...so I thought I'd give a little explanation on why we're taking so long. It's been a really rough and stressful week.. for example:

Problem no. 1: Tiff is out of town visiting family.

Problem no. 2: I've been in and out of the hospital with IV's stuck in my arm because I've been very dehydrated.

Problem no. 3: My dad has a kidney stone, so I've been at the hospital all night with him as well.

Problem no. 4: I've been sick, and have had some pretty effing painful headaches the past couple of days, and all I want to do is sleep and I really couldn't give a crap about writing.

We can't write all the time, because as you can see life gets in the way. Plus, I have school, Tiff has work and we both have things we need to do throughout the way. Please don't take this personal; we just need you guys to be patient!! :)

PLEASE have some faith in us, we'll get it up when we get it up. We always do, don't we??? ;)

~Cee

Friendship fades; but Memories last vibrant forever. (Kind of serious one.)

I find it really sad when you used to be really good friends with someone, someone you saw practically everyday and had really great times together, and then over time the friendship faded into nothing. And now, when you see this person, neither of you say one word to eachother or acknowledge eachother's existance. The worst part is really, really wanting the friendship back but knowing it'll probably never be the same again. I guess the question we're asking is why? I'd like to know why; not only do I want to know why the friendship ended, but also why it can't be rebuilt.


Then you start wondering what is it that you did wrong, what you did to make the person not want to contact you anymore out of the blue. You try to talk to this person, try to get together with this person or just communicate somehow but you find it does no good.


Again I ask why?


After that you start comtimplating if the two of you were ever friends, or if this person ever actually thought of you as one. Because why would someone who wanted to be in your life suddenly cut off contact? It makes you wonder.


Then, however many years later, you know in your gut that this person really doesn't care...but you can't help yourself from caring about them and missing their company. You miss the laughs you shared, the crazy things you did, the not so wise things you did. All of it, the good and the bad. Where did it go wrong?


Perhaps it's true what they say: People change with time and with that comes...changes. People get older and start experiencing new things in their life, some things they they would rather not discuss with anyone. I, of course, respect all of that. I just don't know why someone would change so much to want me out of their life...


I might never know for sure. I do know that when I think back of them and the stupid things we did, I smile at the memories. Perhaps that's worth all of it, to at least have funny memories.


Friendship fades; but Memories last vibrant forever.

Written by: Cee :)

Yeah, I know, kind of depressing. It was just something that was laying on my heart from personal experience! :( I miss Hannah, and wish that we could still be friends but...life isn't always sunshine, right?

Love you guys! *hugs*

~Cee

Renesmee Interview: Chapter 22

Cee: So, Nez- *Renesmee cringes* Sorry, Renesmee....*rolls eyes* Do you think there is any chance of you ever forgiving Alec- *Renesmee cringes* You know, maybe I should just shut up.

Nez: I'm sorry. I guess you could say I'm a little...tense right now.

Tiff: Yeah, I think that'd be safe to say. *cough* As we were asking before: Do you think there is ever a chance of talking to HIM again?

Nez: No, I doubt it. Why would I want to?

Tiff: Why don't you answer that for me?

Nez: I'd really rather not get into it.

Cee: Oh, come on! It's just us here...no one else is going to be hearing about this.

Nez: Liar! This is for your stupid blog or whatever!

Cee & Tiff:*Gasp* We would never do that! This is...this is...*sigh* You caught us.

Nez: Whatever. It's not like the entire world doesn't know about this by now, anyways. I don't want to speak to him again because he ripped my heart into a million tiny little pieces that will not under any circumstances be put back together ever again.

Tiff ...Well then...

*Cee's phone rings; the song "Down by Jason Walker" plays*

Cee: Oh, sorry. Lemme get that!...Hello?...O_O Um....uh...

Alec over the phone: Listen, I just called to say that you needn't worry about our scheduled interview or whatever. I'll be there in a while.

Cee: NO!

Nez: Who is it?

Tiff: *Suspisious* That isn't--

Cee: Allan, I can't just drop everything I'm doing to come and have a quickie with you right now. We talked about this...

Alec over the phone: *sighs* She's there isn't she?

Tiff: *Grabs phone from Cee. Cee glares.* Albert!

Cee: *cough* Allan

Tiff: That's what I meant! As much as we all know you want to do ME instead of Cee; she's right. Now isn't a good time.

Nez: Who the hell are you talking to!?

Alec over the phone: *breathes* Nez...

Cee: Tiff, give me the phone!

Tiff: No! You always get to talk to Alvin-

Cee: ALLAN!

Tiff: WHATEVER!

Alec over the phone: How is she? Is she angry? Of course she's angry...why wouldn't she be? *sighs* I miss her so much-

Nez: Guys, chill the crap down! I'm sure Alvin...or whatever his name is cares about you both!

Cee: HAH! Whatever! Each time I try get a little touch he's always going on and onnnn about y-

Tiff: Yolanda!

Cee:...?

Tiff: Yolanda is his dog. He's very passsionate about his...dog.

Cee: Right...his dog...*wink* So that's what he's calling it now and days..

Alec over the phone: Subtle, Tiffany.

Tiff: Well, you know-

Nez: I thought we were suppose to be doing an interview here? I drag my butt down here and all you guys can do is talk to a phone?

Cee: This phone- *grabs phone back from Tiff* is very special to us....*whispers into phone* Umm...I don't think you should come right now.

Alec over the phone: Yeah, I figured as much. You know, if you two weren't making me actually have decent storylines, I'd have killed you by now.

Cee: *GASP* That's it. WE ARE OVER, Alby! *hangs up phone*...Anyways...

Nez: ... That wasn't-

Cee: No.

Nez: *angry* I cannot believe you!

Tiff: In our defense, he called us...

Cee: Yeaaaaaah!

Tiff: *smiles at private joke*

Cee: Why would you be angry? I mean, it's not a big deal? If you're...over him?

Nez: I am!

Tiff: Sureee.

Nez: I AM!

*Tiff and Cee look at eachother and smile knowingly*

Us: Whatever you say...

Look what I made!

I know, the blending isn't that great. But, this is what you do when you don't have photoshop! LOL.

So yeah, another HOMEmade and RAW TES poster/banner/...thing.

The coloring of hair and eyes are noticably fake, but you know what, I had fun doing it so that's really all that matters; is it not?

Tiff is going away for a week, she is leaving meeee! (Which means I have full control of Alec/Nez ;) ;) MMUAAA!)

Don't worry, love...I'll take good care of them...

*smirk*

Love you all! *KISS*

I must go to bed now, HAHA!

Have school in the morning. UGH!

Goodnight people! ♥

:) ~ (:

Cee

Fallen....I've Fallen!

*sighs*

Helllo lovelies. (Its Tiff) I have a confession. I've Fallen for....someone. whose not a Vampire.

*GASP* I know I know....what the hell Tiff? how can you do this to Cee and everyone else? I thought you were a huge Vamp Groupie?

The thing is.....Cece doesn't...know this one. She hasn't read the book.

NOW I KNOW WHAT YOUR THINKING.

Your thinking, what the hell? your cheating on Cece??? The answer is NO.

No, I'm not cheating on anyone, or anything. I'm trying to get Cece involved as well. I'm trying to get her to understand, BUT Cece is.....resisting.

but don't worry. I'm stubborn. and I will get her involved with Patch Cipriano. I swear it!

Yes. HIS EFFIN' NAME IS PATCH CIPRIANO!

And he's no Vampire. No hunter. he's....he's a angel.

literally, though he's the Badboy kind. he's cocky. SEXY. Dark. AND HE'S HAS A SMIRK.

I'm begining to think anyone with a Crooked smile/smirk is win in my book. LOL am I wrong?

Look up the Book "Hush Hush" and figure out what I mean! he's sooo....GAHHHH! I can't even tell you. I blame my friend Brooke (WHOM I ADORE AND LOVE AND *TACKLES*) for this of course. a couple of months back she was telling me about Patch and I was interested a little back then, but Now? all I can think about is "Patch this, Patch that...Patch can kiss me anyw--" you get the drill? I only feel this passionate about certian characters man.

Edward, Chuck, Damon and Now effin' Patch.

I mean what the crap??

I see a pattern too. 3 out of four of those beasts here is a bad boy. (Though if you think about Edward can be bad....I mean he's effin' killed people before, so yeah I say he's the bad boy when compared to Jacob. LOL :P)

Yeah. so I like the myserious, Killing type.

NICE. Just want my Mom wants me to bring home. *sighs*

anyways, in other news.

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when are we gonna Update?

shit, Idk the next couple of chapters are getting hard to write, and me and Cece haven't been near each other long enough to sit and think it over. but...WE WILL!!

PATIENCE! *hands Cookies*

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Okay, well that's all I got for you guys. I love you all. Thanks sooo much for reviewing if you have, or alerts/faves you know the drill. TES almost has 600 reviews and it's beyond awesome of you guys!!

PS- Grease 2 is in the background on the TV (I'm not watching) but the songs saying "I'LL DO IT FOR OUR COUNTRY" and if you know anything about the movie, you know what their talking about....*CRACKS UP*

alright that was random. GOOD NIGHT PEOPLES.

CHECK OUT HUSH HUSH, YOU WONT BE DISAPPOINTED. :D

600 reviews -- (Plus badass picture)

Greetings, darling readers!

What say brings you here to our humble blog?

Tiff: Wtf, Cece?

Cee: IT PUTS ME IN THE MOOD!

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As I was saying...why would thou come to thy lair? Shall'th thou wsh death amung self? FEAR US...we are newborns in thirst and seek of young blood.

Especially those of who read-ith and seek the knowledge of Alec & Renesmee fanfictions...

*Sinister laughter coming out of the corner*

♫Come little children, I'll take thee away.

Into a land of enchantement...♫

(It's actually a song...you should google it.)

Seriously though...

*Clears throat*

That concludes our theatrical introduction...

But yeah, we look badass right? Amazing things you can do with computers now and days. Alec and Felix gave us their stamp of approval? HELLS YEAH!

and why do we get their approval? because we have 602 reviews!!

*the crowd goes mad* :)

Lets go back in time to when Alec and Felix found out and to see what they say about the big ordeal.

*TIME TRAVELS ONLY 10 MINUTES AGO,

Tiff: Hi guys!

Alec: Ladies. *nods*

Felix: *pulls girls into hug* MY BABES!

US: *laughs*

Tiff: Now, Felix this is the first time we've talked to you in our interviewing room, why is that?

Felix: I KNOW RIGHT!? what the hell? I thought you guys loved me?

Cee: We do man! we do!

Felix: Then how come your not showing the love?

Alec: Because their perverted minds have sparked a interest in me alone. *sighs*

Felix: Are you saying you sexy babes don't want a peice of me? what the hell?

Tiff: No, that's not it at all Felix!

Alec: Yes it is. Don't lie to the man Tiffany, can't you see he's hurting? All you ladies are the same, you say you want the man, but then you turn around and--

Cee: *covers Alec's mouth* lets not make this personal okay? lets save that for TES!

Tiff: Exactly! speaking of which, did you guys hear that TES has over 600 reviews?

Felix: Your shitting me! really?? I mean, I knew I was awesome and everything but damn. 600? you sure you read that right?

Alec: Of course, they've read it right Felix, they can read. apparently, and what makes you think, the reviewers are reading for you?

Felix: HELLLLOOO...I'm Felix.

Alec: Yes, and if I remember currectly, in the movie, you come off as a scary buff guy who doesn't know how to smile.

Felix: Says the guy who looks liked he's about to drool himself out of boredom and has ONE line in New Moon. I tell you man, the movies don't do us jusice. these ladies here? Their so on it! *highfives Tiff and Cee*

Alec: Yes, so what should we give them as a gift?

Us: A gift?? *gets excited, and both reveals their necks*

Felix: ummm-- *looks at Alec*

Alec: Oh this nothing new. they tend to both want to be vampires, and at such young ages...*shakes head* No my sweets, not that type of gift.

Tiff: Then what type of gift? I mean, what else is there?

Felix: OH I KNOW I KNOW!

*everyone looks at Felix*

Felix: A BOB!

US: O_O

Alec: Really Felix? REALLY?? Cecilia is 16 years old.

Cee: Pssh, well change me and that wouldn't be a problem...*wiggles eyebrows*

Felix: *laughs* yeah, You know one day Alec, your going to appericate my gift giving, it's not everyday I feel generous.

Alec: You gave me a prono just last week, you moron.

Felix: Well, you looked like you needed it!

Alec: what I need is a spoiler on the next chapter to know it's not over!

US: IT'S NOT!

Alec: Okay then, I'm satisfied.

*Felix laughs*

Felix: your so not.

Alec: Back to the gift giving Felix...no BOBs, please.

Felix: Fine...no Immortality, no BOBs, No Dilbos either eh?

Alec: Spare me.

Felix: Okay I got it...I hear by give you lovlies, FELIX'S STAMP OF APPROVAL!

Us: O_o what's that?

Felix: only the best gift ever!

Alec: It means, he'd actually become a one woman man, for you guys...if he found someone.

US: *laughs nervously*

Felix: O_o what's so funny? you think I can't do it?

Alec: *smirks* I don't think that's why their laughing...

Felix: Then what? what is it??

Tiff: Thank you guys for the gift. we better go now.

Felix: Wait, won't you tell us the joke?

Cee: *shakes head* did you give us Immortality?

Felix: No.

Cee: Then there's your answer *waves*

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THANK YOU READERS! YOUR THE SHIZ!

WE LOVE YOU BIG BIG!

{In case there's any misunderstanding, TES IS NOT OVER!

LOVES YOU!}