Formspring, Twitter, DEAN!!!!! HHHWD! WOOHOO!

Hey Guys,

It's Tiff again. How did you enjoy the Chapter? I hope a lot cause man that chapter took forever to write. we're currently working on CHAPTER 14 and will be posting that..

In the Meantime, I've been thinking about giving you lovely babes some links.

I'm one of those people who have Formspring...as to why I do, I'm not sure, it's currently in desperate need of attention. so why better to ask me questions then my readers? or friends?

so Entertain me. weather it's a question about TES [The Emotionless Shadow] or just questions about me in general..Let your mind go wild. LOL

I'll pretty much answer anything..

Link: http://formspring.me/DefineDelicate

WE HAVE A FORMSPRING TOGETHER :

http://Formspring.me/IITM

And Cece and I have been dicussing a possibilty of making a Twitter account together, so that we can post when we update and when we're together...would that Interest you loves? I don't want you guys to think we're high on our horse to soon, but we just want to Interact with our readers and to know whose reading our stuff and what not.

Trust me. it's about getting to know you, not to toot our own horn. LMAO

though I will admit...finding that we have over 300 reviews lights up my spirts and makes me want to write more. You guys are EPIC AWESOME.

speaking of EPIC AWESOME..

Cece and I have met a new man...*sighs* yes yes, another one. but what's so different about this one then the others???

HE'S HUMAN.

*gasp* I KNOW I KNOW..I'm shocked too!!! He...he's a living, breathing MAN!!!!

Now, your all probably wondering, who could be the man who stole our hearts and made us change our ways?

Why that's none-other then.....

Dean Winchester!!!!!!

Hahaha...Yes. THE Dean Winchester. from the awesome show, Supernatural! Now do you understand? He's DEAN!!!! and yes we know we're not the only ones who love him, and we're a little late to join this band-waggen, but better late then never right? I mean...He won over our hearts!! He's funny, charming, sexy, protective...sensitive..*sighs*

Did I mention SEXY????

I ship him and....His CAR ♥♥♥

Oh and of course Dean/Family

I Looovve the relationship of Dean&Sammy [Yes..I know it's Sam..but I say SAMMMY!!!! :D]

and yeah....

"I HOPE YOUR APPLE PIE'S WORTH IT."

win! really...He cracks me up. admittedly I haven't seen all the show, but I'm catching up dudes, really.

Anyways, I just left Cece's house and I'm pooed. so...SEE YA!!

Alec/Nez Interviews: Chapter 12 [WARNING: WE'RE DIRTY ;)]

*Tiff and Cece come into room with girly things and Cookies* ;)

Tiff: *see's Nez* AHHH sorry. Thought you were Alec for a second.

Nez: He's in the waiting room hehe.

Cece: Well...*shifts feet* Is he gonna come in soon? *looks hopeful*

Nez: Umm...I thought you guys wanted me here?

Tiff: *shoves Cece* We do, WE DO. Hi Nez.

Nez: Hi Tiff...Cece..whatcha got there?

Cece: *Grabs Nez's foot and puts it on her lap* Hehe what color?

Tiff: LOL..um okay...Shall we start the questions?

Cece: No! What colorrrrrrrrrrr?

Nez: Shit, I don't knowwwwwww *mimicks* Red *smiles to self*

Cece: *scoffs* Of course...sorry. We're out of red *Hides the red behind her back* We have yellow though!

Tiff: Give her the damn red, if she wants to seduce her boy-toy then let her seduce her boy-toy damn it!

Cece: Well...why did his favorite color have to be red Tiff why?! Whose genius plan was that anyways? Huh!?!?!

Tiff: *coughs* Yours.

Cece: Oh.

Tiff: Moving on...Nez questions?

Nez: Go for it.

Cece: Have you screwed him yet..?

Nez: You guys know the answer to that.

Tiff: Well you haven't..that we know of..

Nez: Your both sick pervs you know that right?

Cece: Yep but so are you. Don't think we don't know what goes on in that head of yours. Tell me exactly..what did you want to go in deeper again? I know it wasn't a Twinkie. I mean, Tiff you were there, what was it? Something to do with the "BIG O" *laughs*

Nez: Your evil.

Tiff: That she is. So...did you screw him yet?

Nez: NOoooooooo

Cece: WITH THE BIG O!!!!!!!

Nez: Cee!!!

Cece: *chuckles*

Tiff: Do you want to though...?

Nez: ....well..DUH! Have you seen him?

Cece: Indeed we have..*sighs dreamingly*

Tiff: *smacks Cece*

Cece: What?! I'm only human..all human. and if he took a nibble...mhmmmm..I wouldn't MIND ALEC!! *Calls to Alec in the waiting room*

Nez: Do you realize your talking about the boy, I'm in love with right?

Cece: Do you realize who made that boy? Who created him to be the badass that you fell in love with? WHO WAS HE BEFORE WE MADE THE EMOTIONLESS SHADOW!? HUH??? WHO???

*turns head and nods* That's right bitcha..he was in the Volturi..with ONE LINE IN THE MOVIE!!!! ONE FREAKIN' LINE! I own him! I Own you! I have rights!

Tiff: *coughs* WE have rights love...WEEEEEEEEE

Nez: Actually, if you have want to get technical...SMeyers owns--

Tiff: AHHHHH AHHHH AHHHHHH *bawls*

Cece: *clings to Tiff and covers her ears* Shush!! DON'T SPEAK SUCH LANGUAGE!! SHE IS NO ONE!! DO YOU HEAR ME! THAT NAME DOESN'T COME INTO THIS BLOG.

I mean...do you realize that according to the book...your conception..was nonexistant! yeah! we didn't read one word about sex. I SURE AS HELL DIDN'T. DID YOU TIFF LOVE??

Tiff: *shaking back and forth* There's no place like home, there's no place like home!

Nez: Umm...ew? I don't want to know about my parents getting it on!

Cece: Oh but we do love...we do. your daddy dearest...is a DILF!!!

Nez: ....Seriously? Brain damageeeee..ladies come on!

Tiff: Hehe..DILF. *nods in agreement, mentally assured*

Cece: Anyways..we got enough imformation on you..your Dad, your sweet ass uncle..

Nez: Not Emmett! Gah!

Cece: Sorry...I just can't help myself, I wanna touch the abs...multiple times in fact.

Tiff: *nods* The hand...might slip once or twice.

Nez: Okay, I'm leaving..

Cece: send your Boo in. while your out there. hehe

Tiff: *eats Cookie*

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*Alec comes in see's Cece and Tiff...as Cece sits up straight, smiling, Tiff eatting another cookie*

Alec: Ladies...

UNISON: Alec..

Alec: I hear you gave Nez a hard time..

Tiff: No No...she just couldn't stand the fact that she has a sex monster as a dad...

Cece: And a sex beast as a uncle..I mean really *fans self*

Alec:...did you want them instead?

US: NO! *Cece grabs his hand and crosses legs*

Cece: Your welcome to stay as long as you like...you sex kitten, you..

Alec: Cece....

Cece: Shush, no need for talking..

Tiff: *smacks Cece*

Cece: I'm REALLY getting sick of you doing that to me Tiff..what the hell? I'm just gonna leave, seeing as how I'm NOT IMPORTANT!

Tiff: See ya. *gets up and sits on Alec's lap*

Cece: *gasp* You forget how old he is Tiff?

Tiff: Well it's better me then you babe! Your what? 16 in a FEW MONTHS?!

Cece: *evil grin* your right...tell me Tiff..how old is Cameron Bright?

Tiff: Shut up.

Cece: No, tell me. I can't remember ..it's a one and a what is that number? Alec?

Alec: sev-

Tiff: SHUSH! *covers mouth and glares at Cece* You...You..bitcha! YES I SAID BITCHA!

B-I-T-C-H...Xander style right in YO face!

Alec: Ladies..

Cece: Well if you didn't go basically try to get laid..I wouldn't of brought it up!

Tiff: YOU KNOW HOW I AM! I HAVE NEEDS!

Cece: And I'm a walking statue?!? I'M YOUNG! and GOING THROUGH THINGS AND IT'S WEIRD AND...AND...WEIRD!

Alec: Ladies...

Tiff: WELL IF YOU WANTED SOMEONE TO NIBBLE AT YOU AND YOUR NEEDS...I CAN CALL BUDDY!

Cece: Your never gonna FORGET THAT ARE YOU TIFF! HE WAS JUST A PUP!

Tiff: *stands up and sits next to Cece* Yeah..but that doesn't stop Jake, so why is BUDDY ANY DIFFERENT??

Alec: *inhales* LADIES *GRABS EACH GIRL'S THIGH*

*girls freeze*

Alec: Now...that's better. Cece..you know good and well AGE is just a number..and Tiff..don't bring up Dogs. you know this. understood?

*both nod*

Alec: Good. Now..that we're all friends again..*smirks* what's in the script for the next chapter?

Tiff: We can't tell you.

Cece: She can't. *smiles and winks*

Alec: *moves hand up thighs*

Girls: O_________O

Alec: Now Tiff...I'm your friend aren't I? I mean..surely you can find a way..

Tiff:..*gulps*

Cece: I can make a deal!!

Tiff: CECE!!!!

Alec: Hmmm....*reaches and moves Cece's hair over shoulder* I'm all.....*leans in* of service

Tiff: :O *Alec smirks and he breathes air in her face*

Cece: Umm...wait I can't.

Alec: Come on' Cece..

Cece: Don't call me that..

Alec: My apologies..Cecilia..

Cece: Um..there's a couch involved!

Tiff: NOOOOO * covers mouth* We don't know..ANYTHING!

Alec: *tilts head and moves his hand over and caresses Tiff's neck* Come on Tiff...it's just one spoiler..*turns to Cece* what about the couch?

Cece: I can't say anymore..

Alec: Not even for a nibble? * leans in close to neck; dangerously close*

Cece: *gasp* Oh Your goood..

*Alec smirks*

Tiff: :O

Cece: Okay...if you promise!

Alec: On my own grave..

Cece: Okay...on the couch..you get a---

Nez: ALEC!! *screams from waiting room*

Alec: *groans* I'm getting our future told here!

Nez: Yeah? well...your future LIES with me..if YOU GET WHAT I'M SAYINGGGG

Cece: Bitch.

Alec: *sighs and pats Girls on the back* Thank you for your cooporation, loves..*leans and breathes* You've been of such..use...

Girls: :O

*Alec walks and gets grabbed by Nez, moaning as she licks up his neck*

Alec: Besides...you guys already know I'm a one-woman vamp...and..I..I.....*eyes rolledback* Jeez Nez...

Girls: :O

Alec: I'll see you later..

*Nez and Alec walk out together, as they continue to grope each other down the hall*

Cece: I need a cold shower.

Tiff: I need to take up my sister's offer on that dildo.

Cece: Tiff!

Tiff: What? DID YOU NOT SEE THAT! CAUSE....WHEW

Cece: I DIDN'T NEED TO SEE, I FELT WHAT HE WAS DOING TO ME! THAT DAMN TEASE!! I mean, he is always doing this stuff to Nez, but dang! I never knew it would feel like that!

Tiff: *nods* Cece...

Cece: Mmm?

Tiff: Get the computer. We need to release some tension.

Cece: Okayyy...what fandom?

Tiff: Twilight..

Cece: But Alec and Nez aren't....

Tiff: Oh No....I'm thinking of a different couple. a more...alive couple..

*Tiff walks away*

Cece: Tiff...what couple is alive? THEIR ALL DEAD!! TIFF....

TIFFFFFFFF???? *runs*

damn it.

My awesome -boring and pathetic- thing I call my life!

So since Tiff gets to write her own blog without me [and I'll admit I've done the same] I thought I would do one by myself. Again....

I just got back home from my Grandparent's house last night. I was staying with them for about four days; as my parents were in Savannah without me. I guess since its their anniversery I'll have to let it slide...*sigh* And its not like I didn't have fun here! I did!

I did the following:

~I watched The Sound of Music with my Grandma [I happen to love that movie. Get over it!]

~I hung out with my Uncle Brad and my Aunt Candice and my cousin Joe, who are by the way amazing.

~Went to Starbucks with Uncle Brad a couple times.

~Went to have lunch with my friend Susan.

~Went to a movie and to Olive Garden the next day with a close friend of mine, Barbara.

~Uncle Brad bought me a game for my PS2.

~And the most fun was listening to Mark snore...

And you ask, who is Mark??

Let me explain..

*sigh*

Mark...Mark, Mark. Mark...

My Grandma [ we'll call her Melody ] Melody remarried this awesome guy Terry. Terry has a son. Mark. Mark quit his job as a truck driver so Melody and Terry decided to let him stay with them for a while. Well, at first they said they would let him stay for a week...

...

Its almost been a year.

Now, normally, I would not mind. But these are not normal circumstances..for Mark is a complete and udder SLOB!

Lets review some of the things I HATE about this guy, shall we??

1: He is a glutton. He eats all the food they have in their house. At one point, Melody counted that he had taken TWENTY cookies from the cookie jar in ONE night. ONE! He eats a astronimical amont of butter, lard (pure lard that Melody uses for her pie crusts, and only that) ranch dressing, mayo, ect. He doesn't really mind that he eats the entire household. It was so disgusting, the other day when I was over there, I had saw that he put a big glump of lard or shortning on his hashbrowns that he was cooking. I about puked.

2: He is a all class bum. He is constantly asking Melody and Terry of gas money, that he doesn't actually use on gas money. Who knows that he spends it on...and when he does take the car out, he brings it back on basically empty, and doesn't care that other poeple are going to have to use it and fill it up on gas that HE should have paid for. He says he has a job, and that it is about to open up..but he said that a few weeks ago..and he's still saying a few weeks. So you have to wonder??

3: He is creepy!!! He'll just stand in a doorway while you're doing something and just stare! You look up, and he says, "Hows in goin'?"

How I HATE it when he says that! Because he says it all the time and I wanna say something like, "Well it was better til' you walked in."

But of course I'm too nice to say such a thing to his face. He just gives off this weird vibe. There has been a couple things he has said to me -and I wont get into that- that just seem weird and odd. My friend Jess and Tiff don't like him either. They think he is a creeper as well, and we all think he is digusting so we came up with a nickname for him.

Fark.

Because as we all know, Mark and fart rhyme. :D

4: He is a SLOB! My Aunt Candice and Brad (who are also living there but they are NOT bums and DO pick up after themselves AND contribute AND don't vacuum the house's food) have seen some horrific things in the bathroom. One time, Candice went in there, after he had been in it last, and she actually saw, and I'm kidding, she saw poop on the side of the bathtub. I'm not sure how much, but there is was. One time she was a trail of pee leading to the toilet because he didn't bother to wait..that bathroom smells SO bad because of him. And Candice, being the very, very sweet woman she is, cleans up after him!! Melody has talked to him about the several times, and since then he has gotten a little better..but still..gross right!?

And when he cooks dinner..oh gosh. Its like he dirties up every single pot and pan and plate in the house!! And usually he doesn't bother to clean that up either. >:(

5: When he sleeps...heaven help me, when he sleeps..See, he doesn't have a bedroom there, so in the nighttime he sleeps on the twin mattress. But during the day when he decides to take a nap, he'll just snooze on the loveseat. His snore is the worst sound in the entire world. Now, I know people can't help it when they snore, as a matter of fact my Dad came in a while ago and said I must have been tired last night cause' I was snoring reall loud. Its a normal thing to do. But he has sleep aptima, and he doesn't have a cpap machine...(again, this isn't his fault either) but he most KNOW how obnoxious he sounds, yet he doesn't care if other people are trying to concintrate on things. And this will be like 3PM, you know...Melody will be trying to work on her Bible study and she can't because she is snoring up a storm. It is so loud, and so...I can't really describe the sound..its not a normal snore..its a..you'd just have to hear it I guess..not that I'd ever want anyone to hear it..

I can't really think of anything more. I know its there..but I can't think. Oh, and in case any of you were wondering, he is 28 years old.

And that, my loves, is what I had to deal with all week long.

But I had this little guy to keep my going:

This is my cousin Joe. He just turned 5 years old, and I love him to death!!

:) *Hugs Joseph*

hehe

Anywho!! To be honest I am sick of writing. I almost feel bad I have to poison the blog like this with Fark..and if you think I'm being mean, ask Tiff! She'll vouch for meh!

Cee: TIFF!! *runs to Tiff* What to you think of Mark??

.....*waits for Tiff's answer*

Well..Tiff isn't here right now..but when she is, she'll vouch for me :D

Bye peoples!!

Life is sveet! Yes. you read that right. SVEET!

*Clears Thoart*

So Tiff's here. Cece's at her grandmother's while her parents are out of town, and since we're not together, I thought I'd write this alone. I know I know..just one of us? Epic fail! The Blog is much more fun when it's being written by the both of us, but I thought...what else do I have to do? I mean really??

soo....yeah just sit back, chillax and grab some cookies, cause..believe me. Tiff likes the Cookies!!

As you may of noticed the blogs..well...AMAZINGLY EPIC. This is all thanks to my Beloved Cece. she's amazing isn't she? I mean when I saw it I NEARLY HAD A SPAZZ ATTACK AND FELL ON THE GROUND PANTING!! I MEAN...

GGHFDHJKIL!!!!! LOOK AT THE HOTNESS??

in case your just coming to this blog...A) where have you been? and B) here are the mens!!

-- Alec of the Volturi

-- Angel/Angelus

-- Damon Salvatore *using old man's voice*

-- Edward Cullen

*drools* The sex beasts are here to stay. *sighs and getting lost in the sexy* Oh my bad..

anyways, if you guys wouldn't mind telling us what you think of the remodel...be free to do so! it would actually make us feel rather..Important enough haha!!

anyways, moving on to the next order of Business...

CARO!!???? CARO YOU OUT THERE??!?!?

*looks through the fog*

Caro...if your out there. We must speak with you!!

You, our little Delicate Flower...are the sweetest reviewer ever! Like, I don't know why, but everytime one of us see's your review for the current chapter that we're working on, we call each other and is like.."YAY CARO REVIEWED!!" Your one of our favorites for sure!! We love you so! and Hope you continue to leave awesome reviews, and the fact that you actually read this crap on this blog...it's just awesome!! *HUGS YOU TIGHT*

THANK YOU SOOO MUCH!

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We are currently wanting to do a lot of blog posts, because we have a lot of catching up to do. for starters...

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*gets out phone and calls Nez*

Tiff: Hi Nez?

Nez: Hi Tiff!

Tiff: Nez, Cece and I need to call you in for a Interview this week, does that sound possible?

Nez: Alec...I'm talking on the phone, can you not try to kiss me while I..*speaks louder into the phone* Umm..now Tiff?

Tiff: O_O no...after? ummm whatever your doing...

Nez: Oh..Okay. I can...*muffles into the phone* this week sounds great!

Tiff: Great! Cece and I will be more then happy to hear from..*click* Hello? Hello? NEZ??

Tiff: O_O Oh my...

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Well...I guess that means Nez and us will be having a interview very soon...and talk about that!! Jeez!! I hope all their doing is kissing, because Cece and I did not give our Seal of Approval on "it" yet...if ever ;)

haha. what else is next on our list. well...Cece and I have been meaning to dicuss VD and there's ships. One being Bonnie/Damon...Oh do I have stories to tell you the EPIC Bonnie/Damon. *sighs* anyways..I guess this post is going for to long LOL

Just keep a Look out for:

-The Interview

-The BD Post

-The 13th Chapter

[which wont be up for a little bit..Cece and I haven't seen each other in ages. but don't worry, it'll be up!]

-More Details being released about our next fanfic. "The Other Side of the Shadow"

Thanks for eatting all my cookies!!

*looks at Ian* sorry Girls...Ian beckings me...*wiggles eyebrows*

SEE YA!!
XOXO

Tiff