Clearly, we suck.

Okay!
so guys, I know it's been a long time since a update. again. I'm sorry, it's just this is the VERY VERY VERYYYYYY Last Chapter of The Emotionless Shadow. and it's hard for us to write, so...grin your teeth. smile. and pretend you still love us. Kay? Bahahahaha..

as I said, this is the last chapter for TES. buttttt we are working on other things to keep your Alec&Renesmee addiction.
I can't tell you everything, BUT! I can recommend a AH [All-Human] ONE-SHOT. Written by Us. on my [Tiff's] Fanfic page.

the link:
www.fanfiction.net/~DefineDelicate.

Now, again. This one-shot is AH/M-rated. if your not of the age/maturity level. what are you doing reading our shiz for?
The one-shot called "A Muffin In Scrubs"
Interesting Title? GO CHECK IT OUT.

You guys have been wonderful to us. and I love you always, and I can not wait to end TES. it's going to be awesome to be able to work on something else. TES is 2 years old. 2 YEARS. I thought when we planned it, it'd be a few months. but as always we suck. we really do. and it's probably never going to change. I'm really sorry we're like this. it's just the inspiration and the planning and the...no excuses. anyways...

Thank you for sticking by us through these years. I will be forever grateful.

xoxo
Tiff

A message regarding the lack of updates.

Hey Guys,
Tiff here. I was looking at the last chapter, and I realized that we haven't updated in forever and I wanted to explain a little as to why that is.
Umm it's not really a easy thing to say. I don't want to make a big deal about this and go all in details as to what's going on with my Life, however as friends and respected readers I feel as though you guys should know some things. not everything mind you, I would like some privacy, but some are in order, I believe.
well lately I've been dealing with a lot of problems. I am currently staying at Cece's house because of my problem and getting better I think, but as of now I'm unable to write anything. my mind is very sensitive right now. and Though I want to write, it's just not happening. I was writing TES's latest chapter, and I had a fit so I'm a little scared to pick it up again. however Cece and I have talked a lot during my stay at her house, and have came up with some ideas for one shots. again, we're horrible we know but with my head where it is, coming up with Ideas is better then writing them. Idk why I'm having this problem, but until it past TES wont be updated anytime soon. I'm sorry. I really am. we do intend to update when we can, it's just right now I'm to rest and clear my head of stress. and unfortunately writing can be very stressful when it's to be expected.
Another reason why TES is not being updated is because Cece is prepping for Surgery on Thursday, and that alone can be stressful on her and family. please keep her in your thoughts and that she'll be fine. I will be with her during this time, so no worries, you guys. she's in good hands. LMAO.

I hope we don't upset anyone over this news but it is what it is. I'm sorry.
Thank you guys for the reviews and support you have given us. we have not given up, we're just taking a break. love you.

Tiff

-- Ps. on another unhappy note. someone has posted TES in a different language, on a forum that's not expecting new members. we are not pleased. and feel betrayed as it CLEARLY states on our profile that we do not wish for it to be translated. To the person who took it upon themselves to do this, you are on our shit list. we're tired of this happening. and without permission also. wtf?

Have a good week everyone :)

The New Nez and Other Shizz.

Hello, everyone! Cee here. I know it's been FOREVER since either of us have posted a blog. To tell you the honest truth, I completely forgot about it. Also, been busy with school and my music lessons and other crap you don't wanna hear about....but fear no more, because I'm not going to talk about my own personal like in the post.

I actually wanted to discuss something rather more on topic of TES and Twilight! :)

It's been released, (and I'm sure if you're a Twistalker

like me you know to) that a beautiful girl named Christie Burke has been rumored to land the role of the teenage Renesmee!

Of course, they're referring to the flash forward Jacob has when he "Imprints" on her. *gag*

But we're going to pretend that doesn't happen.

IT'S MAJOR NEWS FOR US RENESLEC FANATICS! *Runs around in circles, screaming*

Tiff and I were very pleased with the choice, and hope to goodness that it'll be confirmed by Summit soon! Because if this is just some rumor, I will be very, very, very pissed and will go Psycho Jane on everyone's asses!

Christie Burke

We've both throughout the course of our story picture Lucy Hale as our Nez because we both think she is very beautiful, and as Tiff and I said last night when we were talking about it, we both know that Lucy will always be apart of the TES writing experience for us, just because she's been who we've pictured for over a year while writing! (Dude, a year? Really? We need to hurry up man, we're starting to get old!)

Lucy Hale

I feel very much caught in between of the two very pretty girls! What're your thoughts on this new Christie girl? Do you think she can step into the shoes of Nez? ;) One lucky chick in our story man! Though I can't say the same for her in Breaking Dawn....ew.

Poor girl.

As you know, we're anti Imprinting to the extreme. If there were protests outside SMeyer's house, we'd be there in the front.

Hey, we should look into that.

As for any other updates...well, you know we're both extremely slow at updates, and I'm sorry to say this will never change. I wish I could tell you it would, but it's really not. I know we don't have as many reviews rolling in per chapter as we used to, so we have to conclude that some people gave up on us, which is very sad.

But unfortunately , we can't help when we are and aren't inspired in the moment (haha. Lame username reference ftw!)

We always intend to finish chapters, but it just talks us a while...

Sorry :(

Also, for those of you who might be wondering...

The Emotionless Shadow is nearing it's end.

*SOBS*

Yes, me and Tiff will probably cry from relief and depression all at once.

How many chapters left? About 5 give or take.

As for sequels go...that's also very unlikely. We had once a while ago contemplated writing a ff based on what happened with Jacob and Leah (The Other Side of the Shadow) while Nez was away in Italy, and how she came to be pregnant. (Though I'm pretty sure most of you can figure that one our yourselves.)

It'd be fun to do, but waaay to much work at this point. I think the both of us are looking forward to a break, maybe do some writing outside of Twilight, perhaps something original and of our own. (Gasp)

But perhaps, and I'm not promising anything, you can expect some spontaneous Alec/Nez one shots, if Tiff and I ever get sentimental. haha. Whether or not it's A/H, or it follows what happened to them TES, I have no idea.

Needless to say though, we adore all of you guys and thank you so much for the response you've given us! Some of you guys have stuck with us for over a effing year, and that's just insane and heartwarming! *HUGS* We're glad we can make the Reneslec fantasy real for some of you guys..I mean, how else are we going to get our Alec/Renesmee? Stephenie Meyer sure as hell isn't going to write another book about them. -.-

So, fanfictions are all we'll ever have...but there are so damn good ones out there so...screw SMeyer's books.

Team Fanfiction ftw!

Hope you guys are having a good week!

-Cee

Holidays, Oneshots, and Wolves. Oh My..

Ello Guys!

Tiff here. :) How is everyone? I wanted to Thank everyone whose reviewed on TES. I went to check reviews today and saw

THIS NUMBER:

801

Our response?

unfreakingbelievable!

Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you

Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you

Thank you!!!

The Possibility of getting some much feedback and support from our readers, never crossed our mind. In fact we never even thought it was possible. I mean we wrote in thinking we'd be lucky to have ONE review. and now look at us! It's crazy. I know some poeple would think 800 isn't anything but for us, it's epic! and we appericate everyone of you guys. we couldn't of written so much without you! You guys are awesome Thank you!

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On a side now, I also wanted to sheild some light on other Matters. Now, Idk if you guys realize this but Cece and I have our own personal accounts.

"HisRubyEyes" - Cee's

"DefineDelicate" - Tiff's

Although we don't go on there a lot, and barely write alone, you can visit there and find a new Vampire Diaries one-shot written by yours true, called:

"Replacing Pain With Pleasure"

It's Tyler&Caroline focused. Mrated. ;)

I don't think I'll write as much on there as I do on IITM, however Ideas have been flying in my head between chapters of TES and I have to get them out somehow. Maybe oneday they'll get posted on IITM but as of now, the one one-shot will remain where it's at. I had a lot more stories up there, ranging from GossipGirl to Angel the series. I was reading through those stories, and GOSH THEIR HORRIBLE.

So I deleted them.

Cece doesn't have stories on hers. {Except for our CB's "Going up?" one-shot, which can be found on our page.} I don't know if she'll ever write anything further on there but if she does, you might want to get tabs, because I know I sure as hell would want to read it. Girl's a BAMF!

Links:

www.Fanfiction.net/~DefineDelicate

www.Fanfiction.net/~HisRubyEyes

As for updates on TES we are writing the next chapter, and have gotten pretty far considering it's us. However I wouldn't expect it till after Christmas.

Thanks.

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Also, If you have a Tumblr, A Friend of Cece's and Mine named Kris {AKA WinchesterFAngel...Yes The one who makes the EPIC Renesmee&Alec videos on Youtube.} has made a Tumblr dedicated to TES and Renesmee&Alec. If you have one please follow!

Link:

http://theemotionlessshadowfanclub.tumblr.com

It's submit friendly, So If you have little pretties dedicated to our fanfic, don't be shy. we'd love to see them added.

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Other then the things mentioned, I hope everyone has a Merry Christmas this year. and may all of you guys get what you wish for. You all deserve it!

We Love you! :)

Tiff

Ps- BTW Tyler Lockwood is one fine peice of-- I'm sorry. That was random of me.

All well....It needed to be said. ;) He's our new Boo. Haha ADDING TO THIS LIST OF GWIFs ;)

Where are Tiff and Cee?

Hello Everybody!

I just want to let everyone know that though Cee and I love the angst of TES and we are due for another chapter, we've decided the next Alec&Reneslee update you all will receive will not be of the TES universe but a oneshot we're currently working on.

Now, I know what all of you..[or most of you] are thinking and that's why the hell would we do this to our selves, well...let me explain.

We want to write something different then the usual fanfic and for the past couple of months we've been talking about the ALL-HUMAN grene in the Twilight fanfiction world. if know anything about the ALL-HUMAN world, it's basically making up a normal human story but using the names of the Twilight characters.

Amazing suggestions of a ALL-HUMN story are:

"Hit By Destiny" - By Ocdmess

"Emancipation Procalmation" - By Kharizzmatik

"Memories Left Behind" - by Ailisraevyn

"The Misapprehension of Bella Swan Regarding The Inferior Intellect of Hockey Players." - By HunterHunting

"Running For Home" - Ooza

Let me make it clear, the one-shot which is more then half way done, has ABSOULTELY NOTHING to do with TES, it is just a funny and sweet one-shot that we need to get done. the pairing of course will be Alec&Renesmee and it will be posted as soon as it done. make sure when you get a alert in your e-mail saying we've update to check to see which one, just in case you don't want to read the one-shot and your waiting for TES.

While we're on the subject of TES. we've been pretty busy with other stuff and the one-shot but we have not forgotten the fanfic. we never can. we have over 700 reviews for that story and we have every intention of getting it done.

we keep getting the question as to how many chapters will TES have and the answer to that is undecided. we're looking at about 10 more chapters, maybe less. we still have a way to go in order for it to be done.

Thank you for reading and understanding. can not wait for you all to read the one-shot and the next update for TES.

Enjoy your weekend.

PS- ALSO!! If any of you have Tumblr and are interested a dear friend of mine has made a fanclub for the TES.

TheEmotionlessShadowfanclub.tumblr.com

It is ran by her personally, so please be kind to her.

Love ya!

xoxo

Tiff

Tiff's a Gleek :P

Hey Guys, long time no see? I would ask you how have you been, but I'm trying to dodge the tomatos aided at my head. thank you.

again, if you haven't noticed we are random, and this my friends is a random post.

several of you have noticed we haven't updated in a while. there really isn't a excuse that comes with that. to be frank, we've just been either busy or lazy. but it's okay, we'll get though the rough patch (*Giggles at using Patch in a sentence*) and the chapter will be up.

to be nice I decided to give you the title of the chapter, to let you guys know we are working on it.

Chapter 24: Loose Ropes

does that tell you guys anything about the chapter? I hope it gives you a hint without giving you the whole thing, but who am I to say anything.

Anyways....in other news.

Tiff has become a Gleek. as the title suggested. Yes yes, Tiff is watching Glee. and I have to tell you, most of my show's are Drama filled and it feels pretty freaking amazing to watch a show that's relaxing, and Happy for a change.

not that Glee doesn't have it's own drama, but you know what I mean.

and the Music???

♥♥♥♥

Idk why but there's not a episode that goes by that I don't know a song in it. I have at least known one song per episode and you can bet your ass once again that I sing along with it.

I'm a good singer? Hell-No.

But that doesn't stop the stares that I get from my family when they come in the room in the middle of a Glee episode. :) Even my Mom can be found singing. haha.

Here are my favorites:

KURT!! - I love this Boy on so much!!! SOOO SOOO MUCH! He's the one that keeps me watching, because He's oh so hilarious!! and such a cutie. He makes me wanna hug him! Oh and I love his dad too. :) Of course I remember his dad from "Yes, Dear" and loved him on that too, but still....Bert&Kurt ftw! (OMG I rymed...O.o)

Couch: Son, if you make this...you die a legend.

Kurt: Can I pee first?

HE. IS. WIN.

ARTIE!! - *sighs* Artie is very special to me, because I relate to him soooo much. and I can't help but feel emotional whenever they talk about him or his wheelchair. seriously, i have to control myself. He's my second reason for watching. :P DON'T DIS THE WHEELS BITCH!!

(He also doesn't help that Artie is adorable.)

OHH and the guy can actually really sing well. I love his solo on "It's my Life"--"Confessions" Mashup they did. (Love that episode haha) I'm rooting for him and Tina also. and I hope that one day, He can dance. I don't care what anyone says, if he wants to Dance, then Damn it one day he's gonna Dance. LOVES HIM.

Artie: "But I want to be very clear, I still have use of my penis."

QUINN!! - Haha at first I didn't know if I would like her or not but I grew to love this woman. she's so amazing, and every scene now, I want to hug her. though I am mad at her for not keeping Beth, I Understand her reasonings for it. I just....I really wanted her to keep her and raise her with Puck. which brings me to my next one...

Quinn: "Ask Jeeves, said that a hot tub is the perfect temperature for sperm. it..it helps makes it swim faster."

Gotta love that scene LOL

PUCK!! - Hahah pretty much the same with Quinn, I effin' hated him in the Pilot, but I should know better then to dismiss someone based on one episode (Chuck Bass ringings any bells here??) and The Puckester, has stolen my heart. He really wanted to keep Beth, and it kills me that Quinn wouldn't let him. *sighs* I ship Puck&Beth relationship, Oh and Puck&Quinn I swear. him singing to Quinn just made me ship them together. (Actually it was the first scene they had together that did it, but that's because she was being mean to him and I saw sparks. :P THEY HAVE CHEMISTRY!!) I feel like Puck has a lot of growing up to do, but He truly cares for Quinn, and if this doesn't get you to ship them Idk what will.

Quinn: "Did you love me?"

Puck: "Yes. Especially right now." ♥

SEE?!?! When they were together he loved her. as he told her, it wasn't just another hook up for him. and he said that so sweetly. though he was trying to get into her pants, I can't help but feel for the guy whenever Quinn was with Finn. UGH. lmao okay Moving on. this is because a Quinn&Puck convo, and that's not what I wanted.

Puck: "Hey Ankle grabber, I had sex with your mother. No seriously, I cleaned your pool and then had sex with her in your bed. nice star wars sheets."

SUE!! - How can anyone hate Sue?? I mean honestly, I don't understand it. she's freaking amazingg. She's the Bad-guy of the show, yet she has a soft side, and it's shown in so many ways. I wanted to rip Will's head off for playing with her emotions. how dare he, but I can't help but laugh at Sue's sudden interest in Will. and OMG The woman has a diary. THAT'S EFFIN' AMAZING. I have seen this woman once before, and she was pretty funny in that too, but this? this character is the shit. I mean there's countless qoutes I can use, but I'll just use this one, because it has Sue's favorite word.

Sue: "Smell your armpits. That is the smell of failure."

BAHAHAHAHAHAH I LOVE HER!! :D

I want to see more of her and her sister together. I'm not a shipper to Will&Sue by anymeans but I want a friendship with them. LIKE YESTERDAY. lmao. FRIENMIES FTW!!

Brittany: HAHAHAH The girl has some of the funniest qoutes. haha she's so dumb it's funny. and I can't wait to see her in S2. ;) I really can't say much about her character because the only thing that is clear is that Brittany is a blonde. in the sterotype way. but it's cute. she's suppose to be this spy for Sue with the Glee club but she ends up staying with her friend/sometimes lover Santana. I don't think she has a clue on what's up, but she's willing to sex with anything that walks. so you can't really figure it if she's Bi or what because of it. I believe she's Bi but she could just be a whoreist kind of person and just doesn't care. haha. can she sing?

I don't know. she's always the background dancer, and I would lovvve for her to have a solo just to see what she would sing about. LOL

Will: "Take it away Brittany!"

Brittany: "Take what away?"

The girl has some serious issues. LOL

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Okay so that's pretty much it. *sighs* I'm a Gleek and I'm proud. S2 starts in 3 hours and you know where I'll be??? RIGHT. IN FRONT BABY!

I don't care if I have to share this fandom with myself and Cee wont watch. I don't care, you know why???

♫DON'T STOP. BELIEVINGGG♪

That's why People.

PEACE.

PS- on a personal note, I'm sick, and I feel like shit.

UGH.

10 Days of Christmas: Vampire Style - By Cee and Erin

♫On the 1st day of Christmas my true love gave to me: A bite mark on my neck.♫

♫On the 2nd day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Two Salvatores, and a bite mark on my neck.♫

♫On the 3rd day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Three cold shivers, two Salvatores, and a bite mark on my neck.♫

♫On the 4th day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Four shirtless vamps, three cold shivers, two Salvatores, and a bite mark on my neck.♫

♫On the 5th day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Five orgasms! Four shirtless vamps, three cold shivers, two Salvatores, and a bite mark on my neck.♫

♫On the 6th day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Six red eyes, five orgams! Four shirtless vamps, three cold shivers, two Salvatores, and a bite mard on my neck.♫

♫On the 7th day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Seven pointed fangs, six red eyes, five orgams! Four shirtless vamps, three cold shivers, two Salvatores, and a bite mark on my neck.

♫On the 8th day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Eight pints of blood, seven pointed fangs, six red eyes, five orgasms! Four shirtless vamps, three cold shivers, two Salvatores, and a bite mark on my neck.♫

♫On the 9th day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Nine compulsions, eight pints of blood, seven pointed fangs, six red eyes, five orgams! Four shirtless vamps, three cold shivers, two Salvatores, and a bitemark on my neck.♫

♫On the 10th day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Ten sexy smirks, nine compulsions, eight pints of blood, seven pointed fangs, six red eyes, five orgasms! Four shirtless vamps, three cold shivers, two Salvatores, and a bitemark on my neck.

♫On the 11th day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Eleven willings victims, ten sexy smirks, nine compulsions, eight pints of blood, seven pointed fangs, six red eyes, five orgams! Four shirtless vamps, three cold shivers, two Salvatores, and a bitemark on my neck.♫

♫On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

Twelve dancing Damon's, eleven willing victoms, ten sexy smirks, nine compulsions, eight pints of blood, seven pointed fangs, six red eyes, five orgams! Four shirtless vamps, three cold shivers, two Salvatores, and a bite mark on my neeeeeeeeeck!♫

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So, there you have to people. Memorize it to heart and sing it everyday in the shower! :D

♥ you guys!

-Cee