Worthless Knowledge

ELLO!

2011-12-04T21:08:00.000-08:00

Hi guys,
How was your Thanksgiving?? or Better, How was Breaking Dawn Day? Well we had a blast and were quite impressed with the protrayal of the book. Personally Breaking Dawn was not a favorite of mine. and I think Cece's as well, but I can't speak for her, But the last book in the Twilight failed on some aspects that should of been. But most people know my opinions on the book so, I wont bore you with that. regardless of the suckness of the book, I have to say I was suprised that I liked it as much as I did. They changed some things but that's a good thing. (Don't think I didn't notice the change in the imprinting..."I'll be her friend, her protector, everything she needs." ....but NOT HER LOVER. SUCK IT SMEYER!)

ANYWAYS. I wanted to say Thank you guys for putting up with us this month. we've been through a lot. with our Health (Cece had her wisdom teeth pulled and she's drugged a lot.) and Personal. (I've had to kick out a over baring roommate and lost a friend.)

I hope everyone is enjoying LITD as much as we are writing it. Douche!Alec and Easy!Renesmee are so much fun to create. we feel as if characters should been flawed and problematic and as the story continues they change and evolve. and we hope you enjoy it. :)

Thanks for the reviews we're getting! 119 reviews for just 7 chapters. That beats TES. and it's crazy! THANKS SO MUCH!!

Xoxo
Tiff

Hello, our seven Followers. :)

2011-09-15T02:20:00.000-07:00

Tiff tis here. At five AM no less wanting say...well I don't really know what I'm going to say. I usually don't on this thing till it's already happened. But regardless, I'm here. this early. [late for me] typing away at you beauties.

As you may have already guessed, TES. [The Emotionless Shadow] has ended. It's been such a crazy ride with that story and it's oddly, sad to see us close the door with it's final chapter.
Let me give you a farwell speech because A) I'm bored and B) I like emotional Good Byes to something that's been apart of our lives for about 3 years now.

When brainstorming this story, honestly me and Cee didn't think we would get the response we've gotten. it's lovely. and I want to thank everyone for the reviews and support. We have the best readers ever. I remember going up to Cee with this idea of a couple. Because I had recently seen a fanvideo of this pairing. this bizzare and beauitful pairing. and I kept going..."Am I insane?" well clearly, I was embaressed to even mention it to my best friend Cece. Whom I wrote fanfic with. I told her,
"Your gonna think I'm insane. but I have this pairing in my head, and they wont leave...but it's not possible! Okay, and it has Edward and Bella's daughter in it..."
she was all, "Okayyy...who? who do you ship her with?"

Now, let me tell you, when the first Volturi pictures came out, Cece was suprised to see Alec was Hot. I told her, when she told me who was casted as Alec that she might be suprised. little did I know the kid from X-men: The Last Staind would be haunting me this much. But anyways, I told Cece who I shipped her with. and to my shock, she got obsessed with them just as much as I have. we talked all night of the pairing. planning scenes. planning the connection. We knew the route of the story before even writing it. We knew Aro would want Renesmee for her power, and he'd use Alec to get what he wanted. we knew how their first time together --*winkwink*-- would go. we plan that first, strangely enough. and we also knew Edward and Bella's response. However things like Duckie, and Addie didn't come to play into much later. Felix wasn't even in the main idea of the story. I think kind of took us by the balls and made us throw him in the story. for which we were glad. We had worried that some of the characters, like Felix and even Heidi would be to Nice as a Volturi member, but then we realized, the Volturi members were once human. and they do have hearts. yes, their unbeating, but their there. as for Addie, to be frank we as writers, HATE her. LOL. she was such a difficult character to write. Because she wanted Alec. and loves Alec, and as Reneslec shippers, it was very hard for us. But By the time Alec came to Renesmee and she was refusing him, we knew we had to get someone to open her eyes. to see what it's like to loose him. and that scene was very fun to write. because it was like "FINALLY She can leave." It gave us some closure with that character. we've had to change a lot of chapters originally for the story.
Like, There was going to be this battle scene. A war even. and though it's nice in theory, we couldn't bring ourselves to write it. it just came out silly, and we hated it. so we rewrote. which turned out awesome, because this story wasn't about a Battle with the Volturi. it was about these two people falling for each other, depite who they were. It was about building a trust. that was the bottom line. I knew a lot of fans wanted more EB in the story. to honest, This was never going to have much of the Cullens. Because as far as Cee and I are concerned, they had their story. their spotlight. Alec never did. He was always a shadow. Hints the name. Which I came up with. I think Cece didn't really like the name but after so long, she went with it. and she came up with the new story's title. which is brilliant. we also found that Renesmee needed a story as well. a POV that was different then what Stephenie Meyer would write. we kept asking ourselves "What if she hated the Imprinting? That choice being taken from her?" and instantly, we had our Renesmee. who needed a new name. Thanks to Cece, we got "Nez" which I just LOVED. as many of you guys did. because we see Reviewers calling her that, and it just warms our hearts.
she is the product of Cece and I together. she's got parts of Me and Parts of Cece. with a little bit of spoildness. and we wanted Alec to be cocky. being a vampire as old as he is, and being a guard, he had to be cocky. He was the Boss. No one messed with him. not even Jane. and he knew it. we also knew he had a lot of emotional issues, dealing with his human life. so many problems that he blocked out most of it. like literally, he doesn't even remember what some people looked like. and he was happy with that.

Putting these two together has a been a rollercoaster. Me and Cee as people have been through so much writing this story. We've changed. we went through GREAT moments. and we've been through HELL moments. Haha. We put a part of ourselves in these people. some things in this story made us want to cry. and some things just mirrored our own selves. Hell, sometimes we wanted to kill each other. and it's weird, when Alec and Nez were fighting, so were me and Cece. like literally, as we wrote the fight scenes, we were at each other's throats. {we both have OCD, putting us together, we can get overwelmed, very easily.} and then there were moments where we didn't agree on somethings. like sexual scenes, and words being put. over all though this story has been our love. our baby. we would talk for hours, before we even wrote a sentence, about the chapters of the future. we'd be like one chapter 12 and talking about chapter 25. Haha. we still do that to this day. which is probably why we take so long to actually write. we just fangirl over our little world. and it's great. Hahah. as insane as it sounds.

I didn't think it would take this long to write this story. I was thinking "Oh, it'll be 10 chapters. and that's that." Hahaa No. No. TES wrote itself. and turned out to be 29 chapters. [with maybe a extra ending someday...who knows.]

I had no idea people would love Alec and Nez as much as I do. I wish so much that SMeyer would get her shit together and realize the possiblity. it would of been awesome. but in truth, I don't think I would of had as much fun being a reader then I do a writer of Alec and Nez. Not saying I could of done better, had SMeyers actually wrote them, because clearly, I don't think we're that great. BUT. it has been amazing, writing this story for you guys. Your passion for our dates, and hell even some people took their passion a little far...LOL..but. It's been a blast. to watch Videos being made, and pictures, and PMs..
I love you guys.

TES started with 7 reviews in the first chapter. it's ended with 955-
That. Blows. My. Mind. for a AU pairing. a AU. pairing of a character with only 3 lines in the movies. That's just flattering.

I hope you guys all keep in conntact with us. by Reading LITD. "Lost In The Dark." It's new. it's fresh. it's been updated 3 times already. and I promise on my grandmother's grave. it wont be as long as TES.

I just wont let that happen. Though it's be just as Angsty, if not more so. Hahaha.

Anyways, I think I've already bored you to tears with my Babble. It's almost 6AM and I'm starting to get the effects of no sleep. Hahaha. figures, I write a blog post inside of a chapter. *sighs* when will we ever learn?

KUDOS!! LOVE YOU GUYS!!

XOXO
Tiff

Clearly, we suck.

2011-08-01T23:42:00.000-07:00

Okay!
so guys, I know it's been a long time since a update. again. I'm sorry, it's just this is the VERY VERY VERYYYYYY Last Chapter of The Emotionless Shadow. and it's hard for us to write, so...grin your teeth. smile. and pretend you still love us. Kay? Bahahahaha..

as I said, this is the last chapter for TES. buttttt we are working on other things to keep your Alec&Renesmee addiction.
I can't tell you everything, BUT! I can recommend a AH [All-Human] ONE-SHOT. Written by Us. on my [Tiff's] Fanfic page.

the link:
www.fanfiction.net/~DefineDelicate.

Now, again. This one-shot is AH/M-rated. if your not of the age/maturity level. what are you doing reading our shiz for?
The one-shot called "A Muffin In Scrubs"
Interesting Title? GO CHECK IT OUT.

You guys have been wonderful to us. and I love you always, and I can not wait to end TES. it's going to be awesome to be able to work on something else. TES is 2 years old. 2 YEARS. I thought when we planned it, it'd be a few months. but as always we suck. we really do. and it's probably never going to change. I'm really sorry we're like this. it's just the inspiration and the planning and the...no excuses. anyways...

Thank you for sticking by us through these years. I will be forever grateful.

xoxo
Tiff

A message regarding the lack of updates.

2011-03-23T11:14:00.000-07:00

Hey Guys,
Tiff here. I was looking at the last chapter, and I realized that we haven't updated in forever and I wanted to explain a little as to why that is.
Umm it's not really a easy thing to say. I don't want to make a big deal about this and go all in details as to what's going on with my Life, however as friends and respected readers I feel as though you guys should know some things. not everything mind you, I would like some privacy, but some are in order, I believe.
well lately I've been dealing with a lot of problems. I am currently staying at Cece's house because of my problem and getting better I think, but as of now I'm unable to write anything. my mind is very sensitive right now. and Though I want to write, it's just not happening. I was writing TES's latest chapter, and I had a fit so I'm a little scared to pick it up again. however Cece and I have talked a lot during my stay at her house, and have came up with some ideas for one shots. again, we're horrible we know but with my head where it is, coming up with Ideas is better then writing them. Idk why I'm having this problem, but until it past TES wont be updated anytime soon. I'm sorry. I really am. we do intend to update when we can, it's just right now I'm to rest and clear my head of stress. and unfortunately writing can be very stressful when it's to be expected.
Another reason why TES is not being updated is because Cece is prepping for Surgery on Thursday, and that alone can be stressful on her and family. please keep her in your thoughts and that she'll be fine. I will be with her during this time, so no worries, you guys. she's in good hands. LMAO.

I hope we don't upset anyone over this news but it is what it is. I'm sorry.
Thank you guys for the reviews and support you have given us. we have not given up, we're just taking a break. love you.

Tiff

-- Ps. on another unhappy note. someone has posted TES in a different language, on a forum that's not expecting new members. we are not pleased. and feel betrayed as it CLEARLY states on our profile that we do not wish for it to be translated. To the person who took it upon themselves to do this, you are on our shit list. we're tired of this happening. and without permission also. wtf?

Have a good week everyone :)

The New Nez and Other Shizz.

2011-03-01T05:55:00.000-08:00

Hello, everyone! Cee here. I know it's been FOREVER since either of us have posted a blog. To tell you the honest truth, I completely forgot about it. Also, been busy with school and my music lessons and other crap you don't wanna hear about....but fear no more, because I'm not going to talk about my own personal like in the post.

I actually wanted to discuss something rather more on topic of TES and Twilight! :)

It's been released, (and I'm sure if you're a Twistalker

like me you know to) that a beautiful girl named Christie Burke has been rumored to land the role of the teenage Renesmee!

Of course, they're referring to the flash forward Jacob has when he "Imprints" on her. *gag*

But we're going to pretend that doesn't happen.

IT'S MAJOR NEWS FOR US RENESLEC FANATICS! *Runs around in circles, screaming*

Tiff and I were very pleased with the choice, and hope to goodness that it'll be confirmed by Summit soon! Because if this is just some rumor, I will be very, very, very pissed and will go Psycho Jane on everyone's asses!

Christie Burke

We've both throughout the course of our story picture Lucy Hale as our Nez because we both think she is very beautiful, and as Tiff and I said last night when we were talking about it, we both know that Lucy will always be apart of the TES writing experience for us, just because she's been who we've pictured for over a year while writing! (Dude, a year? Really? We need to hurry up man, we're starting to get old!)

Lucy Hale

I feel very much caught in between of the two very pretty girls! What're your thoughts on this new Christie girl? Do you think she can step into the shoes of Nez? ;) One lucky chick in our story man! Though I can't say the same for her in Breaking Dawn....ew.

Poor girl.

As you know, we're anti Imprinting to the extreme. If there were protests outside SMeyer's house, we'd be there in the front.

Hey, we should look into that.

As for any other updates...well, you know we're both extremely slow at updates, and I'm sorry to say this will never change. I wish I could tell you it would, but it's really not. I know we don't have as many reviews rolling in per chapter as we used to, so we have to conclude that some people gave up on us, which is very sad.

But unfortunately , we can't help when we are and aren't inspired in the moment (haha. Lame username reference ftw!)

We always intend to finish chapters, but it just talks us a while...

Sorry :(

Also, for those of you who might be wondering...

The Emotionless Shadow is nearing it's end.

*SOBS*

Yes, me and Tiff will probably cry from relief and depression all at once.

How many chapters left? About 5 give or take.

As for sequels go...that's also very unlikely. We had once a while ago contemplated writing a ff based on what happened with Jacob and Leah (The Other Side of the Shadow) while Nez was away in Italy, and how she came to be pregnant. (Though I'm pretty sure most of you can figure that one our yourselves.)

It'd be fun to do, but waaay to much work at this point. I think the both of us are looking forward to a break, maybe do some writing outside of Twilight, perhaps something original and of our own. (Gasp)

But perhaps, and I'm not promising anything, you can expect some spontaneous Alec/Nez one shots, if Tiff and I ever get sentimental. haha. Whether or not it's A/H, or it follows what happened to them TES, I have no idea.

Needless to say though, we adore all of you guys and thank you so much for the response you've given us! Some of you guys have stuck with us for over a effing year, and that's just insane and heartwarming! *HUGS* We're glad we can make the Reneslec fantasy real for some of you guys..I mean, how else are we going to get our Alec/Renesmee? Stephenie Meyer sure as hell isn't going to write another book about them. -.-

So, fanfictions are all we'll ever have...but there are so damn good ones out there so...screw SMeyer's books.

Team Fanfiction ftw!

Hope you guys are having a good week!

-Cee

Holidays, Oneshots, and Wolves. Oh My..

2010-12-23T16:54:00.000-08:00

Ello Guys!

Tiff here. :) How is everyone? I wanted to Thank everyone whose reviewed on TES. I went to check reviews today and saw

THIS NUMBER:

801

Our response?

unfreakingbelievable!

Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you

Thank you!!!

The Possibility of getting some much feedback and support from our readers, never crossed our mind. In fact we never even thought it was possible. I mean we wrote in thinking we'd be lucky to have ONE review. and now look at us! It's crazy. I know some poeple would think 800 isn't anything but for us, it's epic! and we appericate everyone of you guys. we couldn't of written so much without you! You guys are awesome Thank you!

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On a side now, I also wanted to sheild some light on other Matters. Now, Idk if you guys realize this but Cece and I have our own personal accounts.

"HisRubyEyes" - Cee's

"DefineDelicate" - Tiff's

Although we don't go on there a lot, and barely write alone, you can visit there and find a new Vampire Diaries one-shot written by yours true, called:

"Replacing Pain With Pleasure"

It's Tyler&Caroline focused. Mrated. ;)

I don't think I'll write as much on there as I do on IITM, however Ideas have been flying in my head between chapters of TES and I have to get them out somehow. Maybe oneday they'll get posted on IITM but as of now, the one one-shot will remain where it's at. I had a lot more stories up there, ranging from GossipGirl to Angel the series. I was reading through those stories, and GOSH THEIR HORRIBLE.

So I deleted them.

Cece doesn't have stories on hers. {Except for our CB's "Going up?" one-shot, which can be found on our page.} I don't know if she'll ever write anything further on there but if she does, you might want to get tabs, because I know I sure as hell would want to read it. Girl's a BAMF!

Links:

www.Fanfiction.net/~DefineDelicate

www.Fanfiction.net/~HisRubyEyes

As for updates on TES we are writing the next chapter, and have gotten pretty far considering it's us. However I wouldn't expect it till after Christmas.

Thanks.

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Also, If you have a Tumblr, A Friend of Cece's and Mine named Kris {AKA WinchesterFAngel...Yes The one who makes the EPIC Renesmee&Alec videos on Youtube.} has made a Tumblr dedicated to TES and Renesmee&Alec. If you have one please follow!

Link:

http://theemotionlessshadowfanclub.tumblr.com

It's submit friendly, So If you have little pretties dedicated to our fanfic, don't be shy. we'd love to see them added.

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Other then the things mentioned, I hope everyone has a Merry Christmas this year. and may all of you guys get what you wish for. You all deserve it!

We Love you! :)

Tiff

Ps- BTW Tyler Lockwood is one fine peice of-- I'm sorry. That was random of me.

All well....It needed to be said. ;) He's our new Boo. Haha ADDING TO THIS LIST OF GWIFs ;)

Where are Tiff and Cee?

2010-11-06T14:31:00.000-07:00

Hello Everybody!

I just want to let everyone know that though Cee and I love the angst of TES and we are due for another chapter, we've decided the next Alec&Reneslee update you all will receive will not be of the TES universe but a oneshot we're currently working on.

Now, I know what all of you..[or most of you] are thinking and that's why the hell would we do this to our selves, well...let me explain.

We want to write something different then the usual fanfic and for the past couple of months we've been talking about the ALL-HUMAN grene in the Twilight fanfiction world. if know anything about the ALL-HUMAN world, it's basically making up a normal human story but using the names of the Twilight characters.

Amazing suggestions of a ALL-HUMN story are:

"Hit By Destiny" - By Ocdmess

"Emancipation Procalmation" - By Kharizzmatik

"Memories Left Behind" - by Ailisraevyn

"The Misapprehension of Bella Swan Regarding The Inferior Intellect of Hockey Players." - By HunterHunting

"Running For Home" - Ooza

Let me make it clear, the one-shot which is more then half way done, has ABSOULTELY NOTHING to do with TES, it is just a funny and sweet one-shot that we need to get done. the pairing of course will be Alec&Renesmee and it will be posted as soon as it done. make sure when you get a alert in your e-mail saying we've update to check to see which one, just in case you don't want to read the one-shot and your waiting for TES.

While we're on the subject of TES. we've been pretty busy with other stuff and the one-shot but we have not forgotten the fanfic. we never can. we have over 700 reviews for that story and we have every intention of getting it done.

we keep getting the question as to how many chapters will TES have and the answer to that is undecided. we're looking at about 10 more chapters, maybe less. we still have a way to go in order for it to be done.

Thank you for reading and understanding. can not wait for you all to read the one-shot and the next update for TES.

Enjoy your weekend.

PS- ALSO!! If any of you have Tumblr and are interested a dear friend of mine has made a fanclub for the TES.

TheEmotionlessShadowfanclub.tumblr.com

It is ran by her personally, so please be kind to her.

Love ya!

xoxo

Tiff

Tiff's a Gleek :P

2010-09-21T13:50:00.000-07:00

Hey Guys, long time no see? I would ask you how have you been, but I'm trying to dodge the tomatos aided at my head. thank you.

again, if you haven't noticed we are random, and this my friends is a random post.

several of you have noticed we haven't updated in a while. there really isn't a excuse that comes with that. to be frank, we've just been either busy or lazy. but it's okay, we'll get though the rough patch (*Giggles at using Patch in a sentence*) and the chapter will be up.

to be nice I decided to give you the title of the chapter, to let you guys know we are working on it.

Chapter 24: Loose Ropes

does that tell you guys anything about the chapter? I hope it gives you a hint without giving you the whole thing, but who am I to say anything.

Anyways....in other news.

Tiff has become a Gleek. as the title suggested. Yes yes, Tiff is watching Glee. and I have to tell you, most of my show's are Drama filled and it feels pretty freaking amazing to watch a show that's relaxing, and Happy for a change.

not that Glee doesn't have it's own drama, but you know what I mean.

and the Music???

♥♥♥♥

Idk why but there's not a episode that goes by that I don't know a song in it. I have at least known one song per episode and you can bet your ass once again that I sing along with it.

I'm a good singer? Hell-No.

But that doesn't stop the stares that I get from my family when they come in the room in the middle of a Glee episode. :) Even my Mom can be found singing. haha.

Here are my favorites:

KURT!! - I love this Boy on so much!!! SOOO SOOO MUCH! He's the one that keeps me watching, because He's oh so hilarious!! and such a cutie. He makes me wanna hug him! Oh and I love his dad too. :) Of course I remember his dad from "Yes, Dear" and loved him on that too, but still....Bert&Kurt ftw! (OMG I rymed...O.o)

Couch: Son, if you make this...you die a legend.

Kurt: Can I pee first?

HE. IS. WIN.

ARTIE!! - *sighs* Artie is very special to me, because I relate to him soooo much. and I can't help but feel emotional whenever they talk about him or his wheelchair. seriously, i have to control myself. He's my second reason for watching. :P DON'T DIS THE WHEELS BITCH!!

(He also doesn't help that Artie is adorable.)

OHH and the guy can actually really sing well. I love his solo on "It's my Life"--"Confessions" Mashup they did. (Love that episode haha) I'm rooting for him and Tina also. and I hope that one day, He can dance. I don't care what anyone says, if he wants to Dance, then Damn it one day he's gonna Dance. LOVES HIM.

Artie: "But I want to be very clear, I still have use of my penis."

QUINN!! - Haha at first I didn't know if I would like her or not but I grew to love this woman. she's so amazing, and every scene now, I want to hug her. though I am mad at her for not keeping Beth, I Understand her reasonings for it. I just....I really wanted her to keep her and raise her with Puck. which brings me to my next one...

Quinn: "Ask Jeeves, said that a hot tub is the perfect temperature for sperm. it..it helps makes it swim faster."

Gotta love that scene LOL

PUCK!! - Hahah pretty much the same with Quinn, I effin' hated him in the Pilot, but I should know better then to dismiss someone based on one episode (Chuck Bass ringings any bells here??) and The Puckester, has stolen my heart. He really wanted to keep Beth, and it kills me that Quinn wouldn't let him. *sighs* I ship Puck&Beth relationship, Oh and Puck&Quinn I swear. him singing to Quinn just made me ship them together. (Actually it was the first scene they had together that did it, but that's because she was being mean to him and I saw sparks. :P THEY HAVE CHEMISTRY!!) I feel like Puck has a lot of growing up to do, but He truly cares for Quinn, and if this doesn't get you to ship them Idk what will.

Quinn: "Did you love me?"

Puck: "Yes. Especially right now." ♥

SEE?!?! When they were together he loved her. as he told her, it wasn't just another hook up for him. and he said that so sweetly. though he was trying to get into her pants, I can't help but feel for the guy whenever Quinn was with Finn. UGH. lmao okay Moving on. this is because a Quinn&Puck convo, and that's not what I wanted.

Puck: "Hey Ankle grabber, I had sex with your mother. No seriously, I cleaned your pool and then had sex with her in your bed. nice star wars sheets."

SUE!! - How can anyone hate Sue?? I mean honestly, I don't understand it. she's freaking amazingg. She's the Bad-guy of the show, yet she has a soft side, and it's shown in so many ways. I wanted to rip Will's head off for playing with her emotions. how dare he, but I can't help but laugh at Sue's sudden interest in Will. and OMG The woman has a diary. THAT'S EFFIN' AMAZING. I have seen this woman once before, and she was pretty funny in that too, but this? this character is the shit. I mean there's countless qoutes I can use, but I'll just use this one, because it has Sue's favorite word.

Sue: "Smell your armpits. That is the smell of failure."

BAHAHAHAHAHAH I LOVE HER!! :D

I want to see more of her and her sister together. I'm not a shipper to Will&Sue by anymeans but I want a friendship with them. LIKE YESTERDAY. lmao. FRIENMIES FTW!!

Brittany: HAHAHAH The girl has some of the funniest qoutes. haha she's so dumb it's funny. and I can't wait to see her in S2. ;) I really can't say much about her character because the only thing that is clear is that Brittany is a blonde. in the sterotype way. but it's cute. she's suppose to be this spy for Sue with the Glee club but she ends up staying with her friend/sometimes lover Santana. I don't think she has a clue on what's up, but she's willing to sex with anything that walks. so you can't really figure it if she's Bi or what because of it. I believe she's Bi but she could just be a whoreist kind of person and just doesn't care. haha. can she sing?

I don't know. she's always the background dancer, and I would lovvve for her to have a solo just to see what she would sing about. LOL

Will: "Take it away Brittany!"

Brittany: "Take what away?"

The girl has some serious issues. LOL

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Okay so that's pretty much it. *sighs* I'm a Gleek and I'm proud. S2 starts in 3 hours and you know where I'll be??? RIGHT. IN FRONT BABY!

I don't care if I have to share this fandom with myself and Cee wont watch. I don't care, you know why???

♫DON'T STOP. BELIEVINGGG♪

That's why People.

PEACE.

PS- on a personal note, I'm sick, and I feel like shit.

UGH.

10 Days of Christmas: Vampire Style - By Cee and Erin

2010-09-12T20:22:00.000-07:00

♫On the 1st day of Christmas my true love gave to me: A bite mark on my neck.♫

♫On the 2nd day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Two Salvatores, and a bite mark on my neck.♫

♫On the 3rd day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Three cold shivers, two Salvatores, and a bite mark on my neck.♫

♫On the 4th day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Four shirtless vamps, three cold shivers, two Salvatores, and a bite mark on my neck.♫

♫On the 5th day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Five orgasms! Four shirtless vamps, three cold shivers, two Salvatores, and a bite mark on my neck.♫

♫On the 6th day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Six red eyes, five orgams! Four shirtless vamps, three cold shivers, two Salvatores, and a bite mard on my neck.♫

♫On the 7th day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Seven pointed fangs, six red eyes, five orgams! Four shirtless vamps, three cold shivers, two Salvatores, and a bite mark on my neck.

♫On the 8th day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Eight pints of blood, seven pointed fangs, six red eyes, five orgasms! Four shirtless vamps, three cold shivers, two Salvatores, and a bite mark on my neck.♫

♫On the 9th day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Nine compulsions, eight pints of blood, seven pointed fangs, six red eyes, five orgams! Four shirtless vamps, three cold shivers, two Salvatores, and a bitemark on my neck.♫

♫On the 10th day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Ten sexy smirks, nine compulsions, eight pints of blood, seven pointed fangs, six red eyes, five orgasms! Four shirtless vamps, three cold shivers, two Salvatores, and a bitemark on my neck.

♫On the 11th day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Eleven willings victims, ten sexy smirks, nine compulsions, eight pints of blood, seven pointed fangs, six red eyes, five orgams! Four shirtless vamps, three cold shivers, two Salvatores, and a bitemark on my neck.♫

♫On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

Twelve dancing Damon's, eleven willing victoms, ten sexy smirks, nine compulsions, eight pints of blood, seven pointed fangs, six red eyes, five orgams! Four shirtless vamps, three cold shivers, two Salvatores, and a bite mark on my neeeeeeeeeck!♫

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So, there you have to people. Memorize it to heart and sing it everyday in the shower! :D

♥ you guys!

-Cee

READ! URGENT! EMERGANCY! :( :( :(

2010-08-27T21:03:00.000-07:00

Tiff and Cee walk in office in business suits and shades; looking badass and pissed.

Tiff: Send them in. (Voice stern and deadly.)

Cee: *curt nod and talks into walkie* Now.

Alec, NEZ, Felix, and Duckie.

Alec: I tried to tell you-

Nez: I don't want to hear about it-

Cee and Tiff snap fingers.

Cee: PEOPLE! Get over yourselves. This is important. GET OVER THE DIFFERANCES!

Tiff: IT INVOLVES ALL OF YOU!

Felix: An orgy? *excited*

Cee and Tiff: NO!

Alec: What's wrong ladies? Why do you look so...

Nez: Did something happen???

Tiff: Yes...yes it has.

Cee: *sobs and grabs tissues and Tiff grabs them and uses them herself.*

Felix: Babes! What's wrong?

Duckie: What happend to the orgy idea???

Cee: We've been ripped off! *sobs*

Tiff: Plucked from the apple tree before we were fully grown!

Alec: What're you talking about? Whose neck do I need to snap? Did someone hurt you!?

Felix: Hell na!!! *flexs muscles* Their ass is grass.

Nez: I'll call Uncle Emmett!

Cee: *cocks eyebrow* Well, if you insist-

Tiff: CEE! We have to discuss how someome stole our story and posted in on fanfic!!

*Everyone gasps*

Alec: Define stealing? How???

Cee: She stole bits and pieces of it and used your exact words...

Tiff: Her Alec calls Nez Ren!

Alec: -.- Bitch is going down.

Felix: I second that! I mean, what the crap?

Nez: O_O Ren? EW! I mean I'd pick even Nez over that!

Alec: *smirks* Would you really?

Nez: Don't talk to me.

Duckie: So, let me get this straight. Someone took bits of your story and copied it? Are you sure?

Cee: Does a bear shit in the woods? -.-

Tiff: They even had the exact words on how you three met. Alec pressed his fingers to her mouth when she foolishly asked if Felix and Alec were the Volturi. She had the piano.

Cee: Let's just review the list, shall we Tiff?

Tiff: Love to.

NUMBER 1: The whole arrival of Nez is word for word basically.

NUMBER 2: Quotes of chapter 2 were exactly the same. The bathroom was described as we did it with a giant room made of marbel and a huge bathroom. Red walls in the bedroom. Alec brings her a tray of food; pasta.

NUMBER 3: Locket is mentioned as we did. Given to Nez from Bella.

NUMBER 4: Alec's scarf; and Nez not liking it.

NUMBER 5: The basic storyline of Alec being her guard! Major one right there.

NUMBER 6: She asks him to stay with her in the middle of the night; he declines.

NUMBER 7: Talking to Felix; venting. Felix has electronics in his room.

NUMBER 8: Going to a club. Nez gets drunk and dances with someone else to make him jealous. "Mr. Polyester" anyone?

NUMBER 9: Alec protests their relationship after kiss and Nez fights him for it.

NUMBER 10: Nez throws up after club and Alec pulls back her hair.

NUMBER 11: Felix is described just like Emmett.

NUMBER 12: Fountain scene/nickname discussion. Literally used OUR words.

NUMBER 13: His resistance to talk about his past. Nez gets fed up and ignores him for a couple of days just like she did in our story.

NUMBER 14: She did she three questions thing... -.-

NUMBER 15: Eye color convo is exactly the same.

NUMBER 16: Sparkling conversation is exactly the same. Nez describes Bella's opinion on it like we did.

NUMBER 17: Birthday ball. Aro's insistance on Alec being her escort.

NUMBER 18: Felix calling Alec "Al"

Simularties?
Check it out. It'll blow your mind.

FANFICTION: I can't help what I feel - by: Selenaaaaaaa
fanfiction.net/~selenaaaaaaa

We're furious. Absolutely enraged. And a little heartbroken. This isn't a joke, this is real. We don't know what to say. We realize that this person might be a child but there is such a thing as copyright. We don't own the characters but we do own OUR storyline; and she's taking it from us.

She started writing this in July 2010. We first started writing ours in September 2009. So we know we're not copying her; thats for damn sure.

We just feel like crap, basically. We want to put a stop to this if we can; which is why we need YOUR help! We all have passionate fans; so please put your energy into this. Contact fanfiction and tell them what you're seeing basically. We can't be the only one who see the simularies. They're literally word for word sometimes. OUR WORDS! Words WE put a lot of thought and energy into. We write this for ourselves and for you guys; not this chick who wants to rip us off and call The Emotionless Shadow hers.

Hell, contact this chick if you want to. Maybe if she gets enough people on her case she'll delete it. We can only hope.

WE DONT HAVE SUCH AWESOME READERS FOR NOTHING! YOU GUYS ARE AMAZING AND WE NEED YOU!!!! *HUGS* LET EM KNOW THAT THIS AINT RIGHT!

Thanks guys, and hopefully we can put a stop to this..
xoxoxoxoxox

Cee and Tiff :(

People, please relax!!

2010-08-14T19:17:00.001-07:00

So here lately we've been getting A LOT of complaints on how we're taking too long to update or people asking when we're going to update...so I thought I'd give a little explanation on why we're taking so long. It's been a really rough and stressful week.. for example:

Problem no. 1: Tiff is out of town visiting family.

Problem no. 2: I've been in and out of the hospital with IV's stuck in my arm because I've been very dehydrated.

Problem no. 3: My dad has a kidney stone, so I've been at the hospital all night with him as well.

Problem no. 4: I've been sick, and have had some pretty effing painful headaches the past couple of days, and all I want to do is sleep and I really couldn't give a crap about writing.

We can't write all the time, because as you can see life gets in the way. Plus, I have school, Tiff has work and we both have things we need to do throughout the way. Please don't take this personal; we just need you guys to be patient!! :)

PLEASE have some faith in us, we'll get it up when we get it up. We always do, don't we??? ;)

~Cee

Friendship fades; but Memories last vibrant forever. (Kind of serious one.)

2010-08-10T23:40:00.000-07:00

I find it really sad when you used to be really good friends with someone, someone you saw practically everyday and had really great times together, and then over time the friendship faded into nothing. And now, when you see this person, neither of you say one word to eachother or acknowledge eachother's existance. The worst part is really, really wanting the friendship back but knowing it'll probably never be the same again. I guess the question we're asking is why? I'd like to know why; not only do I want to know why the friendship ended, but also why it can't be rebuilt.

Then you start wondering what is it that you did wrong, what you did to make the person not want to contact you anymore out of the blue. You try to talk to this person, try to get together with this person or just communicate somehow but you find it does no good.

Again I ask why?

After that you start comtimplating if the two of you were ever friends, or if this person ever actually thought of you as one. Because why would someone who wanted to be in your life suddenly cut off contact? It makes you wonder.

Then, however many years later, you know in your gut that this person really doesn't care...but you can't help yourself from caring about them and missing their company. You miss the laughs you shared, the crazy things you did, the not so wise things you did. All of it, the good and the bad. Where did it go wrong?

Perhaps it's true what they say: People change with time and with that comes...changes. People get older and start experiencing new things in their life, some things they they would rather not discuss with anyone. I, of course, respect all of that. I just don't know why someone would change so much to want me out of their life...

I might never know for sure. I do know that when I think back of them and the stupid things we did, I smile at the memories. Perhaps that's worth all of it, to at least have funny memories.

Friendship fades; but Memories last vibrant forever.

Written by: Cee :)

Yeah, I know, kind of depressing. It was just something that was laying on my heart from personal experience! :( I miss Hannah, and wish that we could still be friends but...life isn't always sunshine, right?

Love you guys! *hugs*

~Cee

Renesmee Interview: Chapter 22

2010-08-09T20:56:00.000-07:00

Cee: So, Nez- *Renesmee cringes* Sorry, Renesmee....*rolls eyes* Do you think there is any chance of you ever forgiving Alec- *Renesmee cringes* You know, maybe I should just shut up.

Nez: I'm sorry. I guess you could say I'm a little...tense right now.

Tiff: Yeah, I think that'd be safe to say. *cough* As we were asking before: Do you think there is ever a chance of talking to HIM again?

Nez: No, I doubt it. Why would I want to?

Tiff: Why don't you answer that for me?

Nez: I'd really rather not get into it.

Cee: Oh, come on! It's just us here...no one else is going to be hearing about this.

Nez: Liar! This is for your stupid blog or whatever!

Cee & Tiff:*Gasp* We would never do that! This is...this is...*sigh* You caught us.

Nez: Whatever. It's not like the entire world doesn't know about this by now, anyways. I don't want to speak to him again because he ripped my heart into a million tiny little pieces that will not under any circumstances be put back together ever again.

Tiff ...Well then...

*Cee's phone rings; the song "Down by Jason Walker" plays*

Cee: Oh, sorry. Lemme get that!...Hello?...O_O Um....uh...

Alec over the phone: Listen, I just called to say that you needn't worry about our scheduled interview or whatever. I'll be there in a while.

Cee: NO!

Nez: Who is it?

Tiff: *Suspisious* That isn't--

Cee: Allan, I can't just drop everything I'm doing to come and have a quickie with you right now. We talked about this...

Alec over the phone: *sighs* She's there isn't she?

Tiff: *Grabs phone from Cee. Cee glares.* Albert!

Cee: *cough* Allan

Tiff: That's what I meant! As much as we all know you want to do ME instead of Cee; she's right. Now isn't a good time.

Nez: Who the hell are you talking to!?

Alec over the phone: *breathes* Nez...

Cee: Tiff, give me the phone!

Tiff: No! You always get to talk to Alvin-

Cee: ALLAN!

Tiff: WHATEVER!

Alec over the phone: How is she? Is she angry? Of course she's angry...why wouldn't she be? *sighs* I miss her so much-

Nez: Guys, chill the crap down! I'm sure Alvin...or whatever his name is cares about you both!

Cee: HAH! Whatever! Each time I try get a little touch he's always going on and onnnn about y-

Tiff: Yolanda!

Cee:...?

Tiff: Yolanda is his dog. He's very passsionate about his...dog.

Cee: Right...his dog...*wink* So that's what he's calling it now and days..

Alec over the phone: Subtle, Tiffany.

Tiff: Well, you know-

Nez: I thought we were suppose to be doing an interview here? I drag my butt down here and all you guys can do is talk to a phone?

Cee: This phone- *grabs phone back from Tiff* is very special to us....*whispers into phone* Umm...I don't think you should come right now.

Alec over the phone: Yeah, I figured as much. You know, if you two weren't making me actually have decent storylines, I'd have killed you by now.

Cee: *GASP* That's it. WE ARE OVER, Alby! *hangs up phone*...Anyways...

Nez: ... That wasn't-

Cee: No.

Nez: *angry* I cannot believe you!

Tiff: In our defense, he called us...

Cee: Yeaaaaaah!

Tiff: *smiles at private joke*

Cee: Why would you be angry? I mean, it's not a big deal? If you're...over him?

Nez: I am!

Tiff: Sureee.

Nez: I AM!

*Tiff and Cee look at eachother and smile knowingly*

Us: Whatever you say...

Look what I made!

2010-08-08T22:58:00.001-07:00

I know, the blending isn't that great. But, this is what you do when you don't have photoshop! LOL.

So yeah, another HOMEmade and RAW TES poster/banner/...thing.

The coloring of hair and eyes are noticably fake, but you know what, I had fun doing it so that's really all that matters; is it not?

Tiff is going away for a week, she is leaving meeee! (Which means I have full control of Alec/Nez ;) ;) MMUAAA!)

Don't worry, love...I'll take good care of them...

*smirk*

Love you all! *KISS*

I must go to bed now, HAHA!

Have school in the morning. UGH!

Goodnight people! ♥

:) ~ (:

Cee

Fallen....I've Fallen!

2010-07-31T20:23:00.000-07:00

*sighs*

Helllo lovelies. (Its Tiff) I have a confession. I've Fallen for....someone. whose not a Vampire.

*GASP* I know I know....what the hell Tiff? how can you do this to Cee and everyone else? I thought you were a huge Vamp Groupie?

The thing is.....Cece doesn't...know this one. She hasn't read the book.

NOW I KNOW WHAT YOUR THINKING.

Your thinking, what the hell? your cheating on Cece??? The answer is NO.

No, I'm not cheating on anyone, or anything. I'm trying to get Cece involved as well. I'm trying to get her to understand, BUT Cece is.....resisting.

but don't worry. I'm stubborn. and I will get her involved with Patch Cipriano. I swear it!

Yes. HIS EFFIN' NAME IS PATCH CIPRIANO!

And he's no Vampire. No hunter. he's....he's a angel.

literally, though he's the Badboy kind. he's cocky. SEXY. Dark. AND HE'S HAS A SMIRK.

I'm begining to think anyone with a Crooked smile/smirk is win in my book. LOL am I wrong?

Look up the Book "Hush Hush" and figure out what I mean! he's sooo....GAHHHH! I can't even tell you. I blame my friend Brooke (WHOM I ADORE AND LOVE AND *TACKLES*) for this of course. a couple of months back she was telling me about Patch and I was interested a little back then, but Now? all I can think about is "Patch this, Patch that...Patch can kiss me anyw--" you get the drill? I only feel this passionate about certian characters man.

Edward, Chuck, Damon and Now effin' Patch.

I mean what the crap??

I see a pattern too. 3 out of four of those beasts here is a bad boy. (Though if you think about Edward can be bad....I mean he's effin' killed people before, so yeah I say he's the bad boy when compared to Jacob. LOL :P)

Yeah. so I like the myserious, Killing type.

NICE. Just want my Mom wants me to bring home. *sighs*

anyways, in other news.

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when are we gonna Update?

shit, Idk the next couple of chapters are getting hard to write, and me and Cece haven't been near each other long enough to sit and think it over. but...WE WILL!!

PATIENCE! *hands Cookies*

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Okay, well that's all I got for you guys. I love you all. Thanks sooo much for reviewing if you have, or alerts/faves you know the drill. TES almost has 600 reviews and it's beyond awesome of you guys!!

PS- Grease 2 is in the background on the TV (I'm not watching) but the songs saying "I'LL DO IT FOR OUR COUNTRY" and if you know anything about the movie, you know what their talking about....*CRACKS UP*

alright that was random. GOOD NIGHT PEOPLES.

CHECK OUT HUSH HUSH, YOU WONT BE DISAPPOINTED. :D

600 reviews -- (Plus badass picture)

2010-07-21T07:04:00.000-07:00

Greetings, darling readers!

What say brings you here to our humble blog?

Tiff: Wtf, Cece?

Cee: IT PUTS ME IN THE MOOD!

As I was saying...why would thou come to thy lair? Shall'th thou wsh death amung self? FEAR US...we are newborns in thirst and seek of young blood.

Especially those of who read-ith and seek the knowledge of Alec & Renesmee fanfictions...

*Sinister laughter coming out of the corner*

♫Come little children, I'll take thee away.

Into a land of enchantement...♫

(It's actually a song...you should google it.)

Seriously though...

*Clears throat*

That concludes our theatrical introduction...

But yeah, we look badass right? Amazing things you can do with computers now and days. Alec and Felix gave us their stamp of approval? HELLS YEAH!

and why do we get their approval? because we have 602 reviews!!

*the crowd goes mad* :)

Lets go back in time to when Alec and Felix found out and to see what they say about the big ordeal.

*TIME TRAVELS ONLY 10 MINUTES AGO,

Tiff: Hi guys!

Alec: Ladies. *nods*

Felix: *pulls girls into hug* MY BABES!

US: *laughs*

Tiff: Now, Felix this is the first time we've talked to you in our interviewing room, why is that?

Felix: I KNOW RIGHT!? what the hell? I thought you guys loved me?

Cee: We do man! we do!

Felix: Then how come your not showing the love?

Alec: Because their perverted minds have sparked a interest in me alone. *sighs*

Felix: Are you saying you sexy babes don't want a peice of me? what the hell?

Tiff: No, that's not it at all Felix!

Alec: Yes it is. Don't lie to the man Tiffany, can't you see he's hurting? All you ladies are the same, you say you want the man, but then you turn around and--

Cee: *covers Alec's mouth* lets not make this personal okay? lets save that for TES!

Tiff: Exactly! speaking of which, did you guys hear that TES has over 600 reviews?

Felix: Your shitting me! really?? I mean, I knew I was awesome and everything but damn. 600? you sure you read that right?

Alec: Of course, they've read it right Felix, they can read. apparently, and what makes you think, the reviewers are reading for you?

Felix: HELLLLOOO...I'm Felix.

Alec: Yes, and if I remember currectly, in the movie, you come off as a scary buff guy who doesn't know how to smile.

Felix: Says the guy who looks liked he's about to drool himself out of boredom and has ONE line in New Moon. I tell you man, the movies don't do us jusice. these ladies here? Their so on it! *highfives Tiff and Cee*

Alec: Yes, so what should we give them as a gift?

Us: A gift?? *gets excited, and both reveals their necks*

Felix: ummm-- *looks at Alec*

Alec: Oh this nothing new. they tend to both want to be vampires, and at such young ages...*shakes head* No my sweets, not that type of gift.

Tiff: Then what type of gift? I mean, what else is there?

Felix: OH I KNOW I KNOW!

*everyone looks at Felix*

Felix: A BOB!

US: O_O

Alec: Really Felix? REALLY?? Cecilia is 16 years old.

Cee: Pssh, well change me and that wouldn't be a problem...*wiggles eyebrows*

Felix: *laughs* yeah, You know one day Alec, your going to appericate my gift giving, it's not everyday I feel generous.

Alec: You gave me a prono just last week, you moron.

Felix: Well, you looked like you needed it!

Alec: what I need is a spoiler on the next chapter to know it's not over!

US: IT'S NOT!

Alec: Okay then, I'm satisfied.

*Felix laughs*

Felix: your so not.

Alec: Back to the gift giving Felix...no BOBs, please.

Felix: Fine...no Immortality, no BOBs, No Dilbos either eh?

Alec: Spare me.

Felix: Okay I got it...I hear by give you lovlies, FELIX'S STAMP OF APPROVAL!

Us: O_o what's that?

Felix: only the best gift ever!

Alec: It means, he'd actually become a one woman man, for you guys...if he found someone.

US: *laughs nervously*

Felix: O_o what's so funny? you think I can't do it?

Alec: *smirks* I don't think that's why their laughing...

Felix: Then what? what is it??

Tiff: Thank you guys for the gift. we better go now.

Felix: Wait, won't you tell us the joke?

Cee: *shakes head* did you give us Immortality?

Felix: No.

Cee: Then there's your answer *waves*

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THANK YOU READERS! YOUR THE SHIZ!

WE LOVE YOU BIG BIG!

{In case there's any misunderstanding, TES IS NOT OVER!

LOVES YOU!}

Why do we do this to ourselves? O.o

2010-06-30T13:24:00.000-07:00

So, last night at 12:00AM Cece and I got the Amazing pleasure of seeing The Twilight Saga: Eclipse in the theatre.

First off if you haven't figured it out yet, Cece and I are both hardcore Team Edward fans. that being said we have to point out how Effin' Hot Rob Pattinson looked in this movie. I mean I think Rob looked best in this movie alone. Twilight? he looked good sure, but his makeup was a little to pasted on, and his eyebrows looked scoped. New Moon? VAST IMPROVEMENT. I mean he looked fly, though there wasn't enough of him in the movie to appericate him LOL and Eclipse? every friggin scene I had to wipe my chin because of the drool man. HOLY. CRAP.

Putting Edward aside though I have to tell you I LOVED This movie. It was action packed! it had me swooning! it. had. everything.

It even gave me Blackwater. I mean every little sentense that came out of Leah Clearwater's Mouth was about Jacob Black. I'm thinking David Slade is a closet Blackwater fan. I will state that Julia Jones is not my choice for Leah given that Leah is only 2 years older then Jacob, and it's clear Julia is older, but thinking it over and seeing Ms. Jones in the Girl Wolf shoes I have to say her age was the last thing I thought about. LOL I mean I practically jumped Cece in the seat next to me when Jake saved Leah in the movie because I didn't think they'd show that for me. but GOD LOVES ME. :D

Okay so moving on to things that may intrest you the most.

Alec.

I have to tell you guys I'm so glad to see Alec. and to actually see his face when he speaks unlike in New Moon where they focus on Jane's when Cameron does his lines. that was crap. but NOO NO NO...David Slade also is a Alec fan and I couldn't be more happier. I mean clearly he is a fan, given that Alec's not even in the Eclipse book, but yet he's in the movie. that screams FAN to me. Idk.. LOL

and ahhhh he had more then one line. and he was in FORKS. holy crap!

and you know, could they been any more blunt about the arrival of Renesmee? the Jokes between Edward&Bella, and Renee talking about having children and such. I mean dude...I don't even remember this stuff in Eclipse and everytime something about a kid was mentioned I was like O_O LOL

so yeah I'm quite happy about the movie. Emmett was AMAZING being as he put it "Badass" and all....I felt bad for Rosalie, and Jasper&Alice were so adorble.

that being said and stuff....I have to tell you guys about how the rest of the night was spent between Cece and I.

was it talking about TES? Nooooooooo...No no no...it was talking about....Jane.

yes yes, JANE.

Okay if you know us personally, you know we're not her biggest fan. I mean she's a screen hog, to the point where people say "Jane has a brother? who?" and we were bashing her quite a bit. until suddenly we were plotting things for her in a fanfic that doesn't exist. I love how sometimes Characters create themselves in our head and it just pops out but this? this is beyond what expected. I mean it's Jane! ALEC'S JANE!

o.O

maybe it was lack of sleep. maybe it's something we ate in the popcorn IDK! buttt....

something happened to us. we just don't understand..

in order for this shit to work we have to have a lot of effin' patience. I mean this is JANE we're talking here.

so...what does this mean? what are we talking about...?

we're talking maybe a small fanfic after TES. then again TES was suppose to be shorter too but look how well that turned out?

Alec&Nez are our first concern. no worries on that but doesn't mean we can't think about things right? the last time Cece and I stayed up all night plot, TES was born and we became obsessed. it's like damn it, why torture ourselves? I'm sure Cece is going to do a followup blog post on this subject and I personally can't wait to see what she's writes but just so you guys know....

I've never been this confused in my life.

The end.

ECLIPSE FTW!

-Tiff

10 things I'm most looking forward to in Eclipse [By: Cee]

2010-06-12T01:23:00.000-07:00

Hey everyone!

This is just something I wanted to do for fun :) Since Eclipse is getting really close and lots of clips and pictures are being released, I thought I'd share some of my thoughts.

So, what am I stoked for?

But of course the famous makeout scene! You see the leg hitching? Look at his hand, he's full on groping her! AHH! :) And his expression is just...intense. Its just intense. Yeah...I'm going to be drooling in my popcorn when I see this, no joke. Hell, I'll be drooling through out the whole movie. There is way too much sexy going on...take number 2 for example...

Six words: Emmett. Cullen. Drenched. In. White. O___o Heck freaking yes!! JACKPOT! My life is complete. I had saw a behind the scene look of the movie and I saw a glimse of a muscular dark headed figure falling into some water dressed in white and me and Tiff both suspected that is was dear Emmett. Our suspicions are confirmed. I am currently loving whoever made this decision. I don't know if it was the screenwriter or David Slade or what, but I'm thankful.

The first appearence of Leah Clearwater. You do not want to mess with this woman, that much you can tell from this still alone. She just looks like she's a strong willed person, which I like :) I guess I would've preferred if they had chose someone who was a little younger, but I'm not going to complain too much because Julie does seem like she'll do a very good job at portraying Leah. Which brings me to her brother.

Seth Clearwater!! Okay, let me just say that I think this guy is so freaking adorable! Which I probably shouldn't say because the dude that plays him is only four monthes older than me...but anywho! I love Seth, I think he is such a refreshing, down to earth guy! I'm very excited to see him in action!! Yay Seth! :D

.5 Now, you might be asking what is so special about Embry? Truth be told, I don't know. I just love this dude! He's seems very outspoken and a funny person. Plus...he's not to bad to look at ;) I know, I know, Cee has a crush on a wolf? Guilty as charged, but I can't help myself, he's cute + funny! Yay Embry!

.6The Volturi... Ah, yes. You see Alec, there? Looking like he wants to shoot himself he's so bored, smexy Alec!?? Thats my baby!! *Hugs Alec* And Felix, looking mightly fly and out of place with the shorter people. Jane, looking like Jane. And Demitri, who is kind of looking sexy here too..wtf? Since when is Demitri hot? Oh, since always. Hahaha...Man, they look like a weird group, don't they? Can you imagine those four walking down the street? Two teenagers, a mysterious gentlemen and a bulky man...they effing rock! Yay Volturians!

So, I would add more pictures, but honestly its been a pain in my butt getting them all where I want them, so I'll continue on without pics.

7. The famous tent scene between Edward/Bella/Jacob. I'm looking forward to that because I laughed in the books at Jacob's remarks and stuff. Plus the whole conversation between Edward and Jake is nice, they're not chewing eachother's heads off for once. They better put that scene in man...

8. The flashbacks! The whole Rosalie and Jasper thing...you know it'd be great if they did one for Emmett but appearnently he isn't important enough...UGH! But still, it'll be nice to see...perhaps Emmett will be included in Rosalie's story when she finds him in the woods? Doubt it.

9. The new Victoria so I can throw popcorn at her. RACHELLE LEFEVRE IS VICTORIA! >.<

10. When Alec speaks. Yes, very sad, yet very true. I want to hear him say somethinggg!!! All I know he says so far is "its time" and I'm hoping that isn't it like the last movie where he only had ONE line. wtc? MAKE ALEC TALK! He has a nice voice...very nice...so let him use it!

OKAY! So, thats my ten things I'm looking forward to! Hope you enjoyed my ranting! haha. Bye guys! :)

~Cee

Where are Alec and Nez?

2010-05-26T13:39:00.000-07:00

Hello Tiff here. :D

I just wanted to let you lovely people know, Nez and Alec have been kidnapped.

Yep, it's true.

Their currently in the basement, trying to figure out a way to be rescued as we speak. I wonder how their doing? I would put out a warrent for their safe return home to me and Cece but why should I? Nez and Alec are together. In a dark, quite room....alone. Okay so maybe it's not sooo quite anymore. *wiggles eye brows* but I figured, their probably very happy! :) and by Happy I mean satisfied.

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Okay lets be truthful on this.

The truth issssss....Me and Cece have suffered a Bad BADDDDD case of writer's block recently.

Called "We-fail-ism."

Edward: "It's very common. you can google it."

Tiff: Thanks Edward! *blows kiss and winks*

Yes, it's very sad and well known to fanfic writers everywhere, However we did cure ourselves recently, so no worries right? A couple of cookies and some good sleep and we're back in gear. BUT right now the chapter's in bits and peices and it forming together as we speak. the problem is, the peices in my opinion need to be molted together in order to work and right now...their not working..but I sent the chapter back to Doctor Cece and have high hopes that she will be able to make it work. because she's good like that ;)

PLUS! I know some of you guys have became very...Impatient with us. I understand it's been over a month since we last updated, BUT in all honesty, Cece and I are just human, and to be perfectly blunt:

We needed a break!

The last chapter was written really quickly! which wore us out. We love that you guys are angsty waiting for the update. We love all of your passion and excitement for our little world that we created together. BUT give us time okay? Please? we know it's been a while, but some time is needed to get this chapter the way it needs to be. the way it please both Cece and I. Believe me when I say, In the long run it will benefit you guys! the story will be better!

I keep telling you guys on Formspring:

"It'll be 2 days" "It'll be this week" "It'll be soon." as a answer to the most popular question, and that's because at the moment, it's true. some things change, like last night. I was presistant that I was gonna finish the chapter LAST NIGHT, but then things happened, and I wanted to rip my head off. I called Cece and I didn't even get to talk to her until the next day. so...yeah..sorry.

As for the last blog post. It is true we are writing a book. NO! we can not tell you anything. Is the Novel the reason for the late update. No. sadly it's not.

We're still in the planning period of the story. we have character's to develop and such. it has NOT effected Alec&Nez as of now. BUT that probably will change. who knows. but right now me and Cece are enjoying life and taking it one day at a time.

stuff like Her Birthday, and Spirit Bound's released effected the story.

[Yeah that's right. CECE'S 16!! woohoo]

anyways. the basis of this post is to put it simply.

THE CHAPTER IS COMING. :D OKAY!

As I tell my 3 year old Nephew.

"PATIENCE!"

lmao.

Have a Good day everybody.

Huh.... looky there. a Beach. I wonder....does a Beach have ANYTHING to do with the next chapter?

Take it what you will. *wink wink*

xoxo

Tiff

Okay peeps...have some news that might upset you...

2010-05-04T22:33:00.001-07:00

Don't worry! We're not quitting on Alec and Nez!!!

We just might not be posting our chapters as much as we used to...

Want me to explain? Okay...

So!

Queston: Umm...who's talking here?

Answer: Cee :D

Question: Gotcha. Oh, and why the hell wont you guys be posting your chapters as much??

Answer: Glad you asked. Well, truth be told (and don't laugh) me and Tiff have an idea. An original idea. An idea that does not involve ANYONE else's characters. It involves our own. As in, yeah...we're going to write a book.

Question: HOLY SNIT! Really? Whats it about?

Answer: Thats confidential at this time...

Question: Uh...why?

Answer: Because it sounds professional and I like to sound like I know what I'm talking about.

Question: Wow, your pathetic. So, are you guys going to finish The Emotionless Shadow???

Answer: Indeed. Though I don't think we will be writing that spin off fanfic about Jacob and Leah. But we will have a couple of new oneshots in the future. Vampire Diaries is our target :)

Question: So you think Damon is absolutely and incredibly amazing? Not to mention drop dead gorgeous? (No pun intended)

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So I'm tired of doing the Q/A thing.

Basically, me and Tiff got an amazing idea that will not stop bugging us to put down on paper. To those of you who might be upset about this change, we're very sorry! But we really didn't start writing this fanfic in the expectation of alot of people reading and enjoying it. As the story's end is getting closer, we will -as expected- finish it. Its just it might take a little longer, as we might be starting to write our other ideas down soon.

We have this very strange feeling, like we're onto something. So, after talking hours and hours about this idea, we decided to make it real. :)

btw, this book actually doesn't involve vampires!

*CROWD GASPS*

I know! I know! Strange right? But really, there are so many vampire books out there, and after reading the Twilight Saga and Vampire Academy...there really isn't any point in trying to make something just as good. Not to mention Vampire Diaries

(which I like the show better but just sayin')

What it involves? Well...for now...even we don't know the whole story. We're still planning. Even though we have a basic outline of whats going to happen and what the book is about, and who the characters are...we have a looooooong way to go.

Unlike fanfiction, we have to create our OWN world, and not write about things we know about. So, it could get a little tricky. But I have faith in us. :)

Thanks for taking the time to read this. I'm sure Tiff will have a follow-up blog soon after I post this one, telling you guys her thoughts on this subjust.

*HUGS ALL*

~Cee

Okay, a short one today....

2010-05-02T12:33:00.000-07:00

Cee here,

This is just a quick message for Caro, cause this is the only way I can talk to her for now hehehe :) You made mention in your review about how do you get your reviews to be replyable. Soooo, this is what ya do!!

1) You go to ff and click on sign up. You give it ur info and ect...create an account :) Whether the username Caro is taken, we dont know. But as long as your username has Caro in it somewhere, we'll know its you.

2) Go to your settings, and where you see "Private Messaging, PM." It'll probably be say disabled next to it in red, you click on enable and BAM!

3)....There really is no number 3...LOL! Once I can message you on ff, I'll give you my info for my facebook :D Anyways! Go do it!! nooww! Oh-- and thanks for the detailed review...again. Glad we could get your cats horny...didn't exactly know that was possible, but hey! We're proud!

As for anyone else that read this: Thanks so much for the reviews! You guys are awesomensss!!!! *hugs*

TTYL WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-Cee

Things we need to make clear.

2010-04-29T14:28:00.000-07:00

Hi. Tiff again. I came across a couple of reviews in the past for TES, that I thought I would answer. I would to it as a response to the person, with a PM but the users who have posted these reviewers are not members of Fanfiction so here it is loves

"Okay, this is a awesome fanfic. I LOVED this chapter. The part near the end was FUNNY! But that led me to think, are you foreshadowing that Nez is going to have Alec's baby? cuz in Breaking Dawn, They said werewolves imprint on people that would make good werewolf babies ;). So...since Jacob Imprinted on Renesmee that means she IS fertile. right?...."

Reviewer: Someone who reads your fanfic

Okay, first things first. Thank you so much for taking the time to review our fanfic. it means a lot that you would write such a thoughtout review without bashing us completely lol. I like that the rest of your review says we need to work on our grammar, but over all You like it.. Idk why but I tend to like critical but not rude reviews and yours was very mature.

that aside lets get to the purpose of your review shall we?

I will say this and I will say this once. take it as a spoiler or whatever you want, but let it be known by all our readers.

Renesmee WILL NOT be having Alec's Baby.

Okay? It just wont work. we know it says in Breaking Dawn that Wolves Imprint on people to carry their genes and such, we also know it was made perfectly clear in the books that it was SAM'S theory!

WANT PROOF??

[IT'S A LITTLE BLURRY. SORRY.]

Okay, so that was bitch to get on here. I hope it works, if not I'll fix it. for some reason Blogger wont let me copy and paste so..I had to do things that hard way. ANYWAYS.

You see the red-underlined words? Those are the key words that allowed Cee and I to do what we did. It never fully states if Renesmee can have a child. It never states for sureee that that's the reasons for Imprinting. WE HAVE DONE THE WORK!!! lol. We have done the background check of every character you see in TES. all way to Alec, to Nez and even Poor Innocent Felix. do we change some things? not without reason we don't. we definately wouldn't change the mythology of Twilight and their Vampires.

[Even though clearly, SHE WHO SHALL REMAIN NAMELESS did...whenever she created Renesmee...LETS NOT GO THERE. ]

Okay so is everything clear now? we good? do you still love us?

we know it can be confusing, hell...The reason behind Half-Vampire/Half-Human exisience confuses us. I mean Edward's sperm is like...over 100 years old and yet it can produce a child? wtf? We made Renesmee NOT fertile because, as fans we believe...well...we believe it's weird enough that Edward&Bella look like teenagers, yet their daughter looks 16. we think it's weird that she grows in seven years. with that knowledge we didn't want to do that to our Nez or Alec for that matter. It just wouldn't make sense for the story. also, I want to point out to everyone...just because you have sex once, doesn't mean your preggo. LOL. but still...I like how we got you wondering about the little things.

with that in mind, Thank you!!!!!!!

2010-04-19T13:55:00.000-07:00

Oh my...I'm using a white font so I cannot see what I'm doing! Cause the screen is white, ahh! AHHHHHHH!

Hold on, poeple...I'm fixin it!

*sigh* Now I can relax. Hopefully the words up there aren't completely jibberish. Oh, and in case any of you were wondering...its Cee! :D Tiff keeps thinking she can write a blog without me?? Blasphemy! I can do it too! :D

Okay, I'll be serious now.

Yes, I was gone for a short while...eight days to be exact. But it was worth it. Sorry all you guys had to wait a little while longer. But as Tiff said, we really don't have time to write ALL the time...

Honestly? We never expected to have as much response as we've gotten over TES -hehe- not in the least! I remember Tiff saying we wouldn't get even 1 review. And I told her, we'll at least get 1!! Now we have 391 reviews!

Oh dear...now I can't get the big font to go away...help! *sigh* Sometimes I really have no clue.

Okay, this is what I'm going to do, once I'm done writing, I'll go back and make it small...so right now...you can't even tell its big and I'm blabbering like a complete moron. You're thinking why in the world do I torture myself and expose myself to this nonsence? She's saying the font is big but its not! Its not big!

*blinks* Sorry...

Anywho, now that I made the letters smaller...lets continue! Now that I've fried some of your brain cells into nothings...

As Tiff had mentioned, we are in the talks of writing another story BASED off of The Emotionless Shadow. Must warn you, it'll have very, very little to do with Alec and Nez.

"The Other Side of the Shadow" is about another couple who we thought wouldn've been amazing together. If you read her post, you should know who we're talking about.

And also, as she said...we have an idea for a ATS(Angel) fanfic...though all I can say is this fanfic; though it would have Angel in it, he wouldn't be the main focus.

Thats all I can say at this time.

Because I don't know how much Tiff wants to be revealed, and I don't want to get my head ripped off for saying too much :) Were it up to me though? I'd give you a hint.

Oh well...thats life, right?

Dude, Tiff must have done some work on here because the playlist and Tweets used to be on the bottom...and now they're on the side!

Thats totally stokin'!!!

Oh, stokin' is something we came up with, because when we were writing a chapter, I put stoking on accident, meaning soaking. So, stoakin' is basially epic awesome! :) A inside joke, if you will.

Well, yeah.

Hey Caro! If you're reading, just wanna say that we love you! *hugs* Like seriously! I really wish we could reply to your reviews but you have it blocked man! :( waaa...

Okay, so I'm going to go and do something important..like go to my Mall World game on facebook (which I am addicted to)

Love you guys, thanks so much for your reviews! We eat them up like cheetos!

~Cee

Holy SNIT!

2010-04-19T07:21:00.000-07:00

Hey Everyone,

It's Tiff...again. I know I know what the heck? clearly the blog is much more fun with the two of us but...Idk we just hadn't updated in awhile.

I wanted to talk to you all about the fanfic "The Emotionless Shadow" AKA TES. lol

all I have to say is, we must seriously have some devoted fans. I was re-reading some of our earlier chapters like "Memories Best Forgotten" and HOLY SNIT. Our mistakes??? ARE. EVERYWHERE. o_O

lmao I mean there are some sentences that don't even make sense. I'm so Thankful that we Have Erin now, and Hopefully the Story's Grammar is noticably different, because I read that Chapter now and I'm just ashamed a bit. LOL

so yes, those of you who looked past the HORRIFIC Grammar mistakes and continue to read dispite that...two words for cho!

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANKYOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOUTHANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU! THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU ♥

Also I want to point out to everyone that the reason it took us so long to update last time is because My Darling Cece {You guys call her Cee} was out of town. but that doesn't change anything now, because unlike what it looks like, we're writing like fourty pages worth of story here. Cece has school, I have my Nephews to care for...and if you know anything about Kids, you know that takes time and energy! plus, me and Cece would rather be together when we write because it's faster, BUT we're not together EVERY DAY. That's not to say we'll stop writing. we've put in all of this time to make the fanfic and to plan it for you guys, and we're not going away so easily. with that said, please be patient. the story is moving and growing and is on the site for good. unless it gets taken off by the people of FF.net. which probably wont happen but you never know...and even if that did happen, we have a copy of the story already and we would post it here...for backup.

MOVING ON....

Do you guys hear that?? that lovely....MUSIC?!?!

THAT'S RIGHT.

Notice that there's music play Playing on our blog now. it's the Playlist of TES that we keep posted on our Fanfic profile. This way, it's easier for your listening pleasure. Cece and I put a great amount of time putting this beast on here and putting it together so..enjoy! LOL

What else is new? Nothing much. we're currently working on the latest chapter of TES. YES. YOU READ THAT RIGHT. WE'RE ALREADY WORKING ON IT!

why is that??

HUMMM...I WONDER ;)

Remember ladies and gents [if there's gents] to follow us on our Twitter account

www.Twitter.com/IITMx3

and ask us anything you want:

www.Formspring.me/IITM

About our Formspring: You may ask ANYTHING you want, though I have to warn you questions regarding TES and what will happen next will pobably get you a very limited answer. in other words: WE DON'T DO SPOILERS

As hard as that is to believe, with us being Spoiler Whores ourselves, we don't give away the ending of a story we write. we do however give out two twitter-teases per-chapter. [sometimes the teases end up being cut from the chapter, but regardless, there's two ]

if you don't have a twitter, you can always find the teases posted at the RIGHT of THIS blog. [the coloring is a little light RED.]

Are we working on anything else?: No. not now. Our profile on FF.net says we're working on "The Other Side of the Shadow" AKA OSTS. This is partly true. Cece and I are planning that for afterwards.

The key word is PLANNING.

Things we can tell you?: we know it's going to be about the Cullens, and what happened while Renesmee was off in Italy. we also know it's in Jacob and Leah's POV.

The DUE DATE? since TES is taking so long, and we're half way through it...

WE HAVE NO IDEA WHEN IT'LL BE DONE

it could be anytime. Right now, we want to focus most of our energey on TES, seeing as how it's already taken 8 months of our life away [holy snit..ALMOST A YEAR!]

anyways, once everything is said and done, we'll post a teaser at the end of TES to give you guys a heads up. we also want to work on other fandoms. such as Angel: The Series, and Vampire Diaries. remember readers, we are AU writer's mostly. if we write something for ANGEL it'll probably be the most cracked out, off the wall pairing you can think of. LOL..will the music on our blog change because of the story?

Probably but we'll still have the Playlist posted somewhere. weather that is Playlist.com or here. IT'LL BE SOMEWHERE.

Okay. now that all the business is taken care of...

AVATAR COMES OUT WEDNESDAY! Time to get myself ready for some Jake 'Su-leey' Sully love!! <333333

Okay...well that's that. again Thank you guys for all the suppose and to all our followers on Twitter. you guys brighten up our life.

xoxo

Tiff of IITM ;)

Formspring, Twitter, DEAN!!!!! HHHWD! WOOHOO!

2010-03-14T20:30:00.000-07:00

Hey Guys,

It's Tiff again. How did you enjoy the Chapter? I hope a lot cause man that chapter took forever to write. we're currently working on CHAPTER 14 and will be posting that..

In the Meantime, I've been thinking about giving you lovely babes some links.

I'm one of those people who have Formspring...as to why I do, I'm not sure, it's currently in desperate need of attention. so why better to ask me questions then my readers? or friends?

so Entertain me. weather it's a question about TES [The Emotionless Shadow] or just questions about me in general..Let your mind go wild. LOL

I'll pretty much answer anything..

Link: http://formspring.me/DefineDelicate

WE HAVE A FORMSPRING TOGETHER :

http://Formspring.me/IITM

And Cece and I have been dicussing a possibilty of making a Twitter account together, so that we can post when we update and when we're together...would that Interest you loves? I don't want you guys to think we're high on our horse to soon, but we just want to Interact with our readers and to know whose reading our stuff and what not.

Trust me. it's about getting to know you, not to toot our own horn. LMAO

though I will admit...finding that we have over 300 reviews lights up my spirts and makes me want to write more. You guys are EPIC AWESOME.

speaking of EPIC AWESOME..

Cece and I have met a new man...*sighs* yes yes, another one. but what's so different about this one then the others???

HE'S HUMAN.

*gasp* I KNOW I KNOW..I'm shocked too!!! He...he's a living, breathing MAN!!!!

Now, your all probably wondering, who could be the man who stole our hearts and made us change our ways?

Why that's none-other then.....

Dean Winchester!!!!!!

Hahaha...Yes. THE Dean Winchester. from the awesome show, Supernatural! Now do you understand? He's DEAN!!!! and yes we know we're not the only ones who love him, and we're a little late to join this band-waggen, but better late then never right? I mean...He won over our hearts!! He's funny, charming, sexy, protective...sensitive..*sighs*

Did I mention SEXY????

I ship him and....His CAR ♥♥♥

Oh and of course Dean/Family

I Looovve the relationship of Dean&Sammy [Yes..I know it's Sam..but I say SAMMMY!!!! :D]

and yeah....

"I HOPE YOUR APPLE PIE'S WORTH IT."

win! really...He cracks me up. admittedly I haven't seen all the show, but I'm catching up dudes, really.

Anyways, I just left Cece's house and I'm pooed. so...SEE YA!!

Alec/Nez Interviews: Chapter 12 [WARNING: WE'RE DIRTY ;)]

2010-03-06T13:35:00.000-08:00

*Tiff and Cece come into room with girly things and Cookies* ;)

Tiff: *see's Nez* AHHH sorry. Thought you were Alec for a second.

Nez: He's in the waiting room hehe.

Cece: Well...*shifts feet* Is he gonna come in soon? *looks hopeful*

Nez: Umm...I thought you guys wanted me here?

Tiff: *shoves Cece* We do, WE DO. Hi Nez.

Nez: Hi Tiff...Cece..whatcha got there?

Cece: *Grabs Nez's foot and puts it on her lap* Hehe what color?

Tiff: LOL..um okay...Shall we start the questions?

Cece: No! What colorrrrrrrrrrr?

Nez: Shit, I don't knowwwwwww *mimicks* Red *smiles to self*

Cece: *scoffs* Of course...sorry. We're out of red *Hides the red behind her back* We have yellow though!

Tiff: Give her the damn red, if she wants to seduce her boy-toy then let her seduce her boy-toy damn it!

Cece: Well...why did his favorite color have to be red Tiff why?! Whose genius plan was that anyways? Huh!?!?!

Tiff: *coughs* Yours.

Cece: Oh.

Tiff: Moving on...Nez questions?

Nez: Go for it.

Cece: Have you screwed him yet..?

Nez: You guys know the answer to that.

Tiff: Well you haven't..that we know of..

Nez: Your both sick pervs you know that right?

Cece: Yep but so are you. Don't think we don't know what goes on in that head of yours. Tell me exactly..what did you want to go in deeper again? I know it wasn't a Twinkie. I mean, Tiff you were there, what was it? Something to do with the "BIG O" *laughs*

Nez: Your evil.

Tiff: That she is. So...did you screw him yet?

Nez: NOoooooooo

Cece: WITH THE BIG O!!!!!!!

Nez: Cee!!!

Cece: *chuckles*

Tiff: Do you want to though...?

Nez: ....well..DUH! Have you seen him?

Cece: Indeed we have..*sighs dreamingly*

Tiff: *smacks Cece*

Cece: What?! I'm only human..all human. and if he took a nibble...mhmmmm..I wouldn't MIND ALEC!! *Calls to Alec in the waiting room*

Nez: Do you realize your talking about the boy, I'm in love with right?

Cece: Do you realize who made that boy? Who created him to be the badass that you fell in love with? WHO WAS HE BEFORE WE MADE THE EMOTIONLESS SHADOW!? HUH??? WHO???

*turns head and nods* That's right bitcha..he was in the Volturi..with ONE LINE IN THE MOVIE!!!! ONE FREAKIN' LINE! I own him! I Own you! I have rights!

Tiff: *coughs* WE have rights love...WEEEEEEEEE

Nez: Actually, if you have want to get technical...SMeyers owns--

Tiff: AHHHHH AHHHH AHHHHHH *bawls*

Cece: *clings to Tiff and covers her ears* Shush!! DON'T SPEAK SUCH LANGUAGE!! SHE IS NO ONE!! DO YOU HEAR ME! THAT NAME DOESN'T COME INTO THIS BLOG.

I mean...do you realize that according to the book...your conception..was nonexistant! yeah! we didn't read one word about sex. I SURE AS HELL DIDN'T. DID YOU TIFF LOVE??

Tiff: *shaking back and forth* There's no place like home, there's no place like home!

Nez: Umm...ew? I don't want to know about my parents getting it on!

Cece: Oh but we do love...we do. your daddy dearest...is a DILF!!!

Nez: ....Seriously? Brain damageeeee..ladies come on!

Tiff: Hehe..DILF. *nods in agreement, mentally assured*

Cece: Anyways..we got enough imformation on you..your Dad, your sweet ass uncle..

Nez: Not Emmett! Gah!

Cece: Sorry...I just can't help myself, I wanna touch the abs...multiple times in fact.

Tiff: *nods* The hand...might slip once or twice.

Nez: Okay, I'm leaving..

Cece: send your Boo in. while your out there. hehe

Tiff: *eats Cookie*

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*Alec comes in see's Cece and Tiff...as Cece sits up straight, smiling, Tiff eatting another cookie*

Alec: Ladies...

UNISON: Alec..

Alec: I hear you gave Nez a hard time..

Tiff: No No...she just couldn't stand the fact that she has a sex monster as a dad...

Cece: And a sex beast as a uncle..I mean really *fans self*

Alec:...did you want them instead?

US: NO! *Cece grabs his hand and crosses legs*

Cece: Your welcome to stay as long as you like...you sex kitten, you..

Alec: Cece....

Cece: Shush, no need for talking..

Tiff: *smacks Cece*

Cece: I'm REALLY getting sick of you doing that to me Tiff..what the hell? I'm just gonna leave, seeing as how I'm NOT IMPORTANT!

Tiff: See ya. *gets up and sits on Alec's lap*

Cece: *gasp* You forget how old he is Tiff?

Tiff: Well it's better me then you babe! Your what? 16 in a FEW MONTHS?!

Cece: *evil grin* your right...tell me Tiff..how old is Cameron Bright?

Tiff: Shut up.

Cece: No, tell me. I can't remember ..it's a one and a what is that number? Alec?

Alec: sev-

Tiff: SHUSH! *covers mouth and glares at Cece* You...You..bitcha! YES I SAID BITCHA!

B-I-T-C-H...Xander style right in YO face!

Alec: Ladies..

Cece: Well if you didn't go basically try to get laid..I wouldn't of brought it up!

Tiff: YOU KNOW HOW I AM! I HAVE NEEDS!

Cece: And I'm a walking statue?!? I'M YOUNG! and GOING THROUGH THINGS AND IT'S WEIRD AND...AND...WEIRD!

Alec: Ladies...

Tiff: WELL IF YOU WANTED SOMEONE TO NIBBLE AT YOU AND YOUR NEEDS...I CAN CALL BUDDY!

Cece: Your never gonna FORGET THAT ARE YOU TIFF! HE WAS JUST A PUP!

Tiff: *stands up and sits next to Cece* Yeah..but that doesn't stop Jake, so why is BUDDY ANY DIFFERENT??

Alec: *inhales* LADIES *GRABS EACH GIRL'S THIGH*

*girls freeze*

Alec: Now...that's better. Cece..you know good and well AGE is just a number..and Tiff..don't bring up Dogs. you know this. understood?

*both nod*

Alec: Good. Now..that we're all friends again..*smirks* what's in the script for the next chapter?

Tiff: We can't tell you.

Cece: She can't. *smiles and winks*

Alec: *moves hand up thighs*

Girls: O_________O

Alec: Now Tiff...I'm your friend aren't I? I mean..surely you can find a way..

Tiff:..*gulps*

Cece: I can make a deal!!

Tiff: CECE!!!!

Alec: Hmmm....*reaches and moves Cece's hair over shoulder* I'm all.....*leans in* of service

Tiff: :O *Alec smirks and he breathes air in her face*

Cece: Umm...wait I can't.

Alec: Come on' Cece..

Cece: Don't call me that..

Alec: My apologies..Cecilia..

Cece: Um..there's a couch involved!

Tiff: NOOOOO * covers mouth* We don't know..ANYTHING!

Alec: *tilts head and moves his hand over and caresses Tiff's neck* Come on Tiff...it's just one spoiler..*turns to Cece* what about the couch?

Cece: I can't say anymore..

Alec: Not even for a nibble? * leans in close to neck; dangerously close*

Cece: *gasp* Oh Your goood..

*Alec smirks*

Tiff: :O

Cece: Okay...if you promise!

Alec: On my own grave..

Cece: Okay...on the couch..you get a---

Nez: ALEC!! *screams from waiting room*

Alec: *groans* I'm getting our future told here!

Nez: Yeah? well...your future LIES with me..if YOU GET WHAT I'M SAYINGGGG

Cece: Bitch.

Alec: *sighs and pats Girls on the back* Thank you for your cooporation, loves..*leans and breathes* You've been of such..use...

Girls: :O

*Alec walks and gets grabbed by Nez, moaning as she licks up his neck*

Alec: Besides...you guys already know I'm a one-woman vamp...and..I..I.....*eyes rolledback* Jeez Nez...

Girls: :O

Alec: I'll see you later..

*Nez and Alec walk out together, as they continue to grope each other down the hall*

Cece: I need a cold shower.

Tiff: I need to take up my sister's offer on that dildo.

Cece: Tiff!

Tiff: What? DID YOU NOT SEE THAT! CAUSE....WHEW

Cece: I DIDN'T NEED TO SEE, I FELT WHAT HE WAS DOING TO ME! THAT DAMN TEASE!! I mean, he is always doing this stuff to Nez, but dang! I never knew it would feel like that!

Tiff: *nods* Cece...

Cece: Mmm?

Tiff: Get the computer. We need to release some tension.

Cece: Okayyy...what fandom?

Tiff: Twilight..

Cece: But Alec and Nez aren't....

Tiff: Oh No....I'm thinking of a different couple. a more...alive couple..

*Tiff walks away*

Cece: Tiff...what couple is alive? THEIR ALL DEAD!! TIFF....

TIFFFFFFFF???? *runs*

damn it.

My awesome -boring and pathetic- thing I call my life!

2010-03-05T13:40:00.000-08:00

So since Tiff gets to write her own blog without me [and I'll admit I've done the same] I thought I would do one by myself. Again....

I just got back home from my Grandparent's house last night. I was staying with them for about four days; as my parents were in Savannah without me. I guess since its their anniversery I'll have to let it slide...*sigh* And its not like I didn't have fun here! I did!

I did the following:

~I watched The Sound of Music with my Grandma [I happen to love that movie. Get over it!]

~I hung out with my Uncle Brad and my Aunt Candice and my cousin Joe, who are by the way amazing.

~Went to Starbucks with Uncle Brad a couple times.

~Went to have lunch with my friend Susan.

~Went to a movie and to Olive Garden the next day with a close friend of mine, Barbara.

~Uncle Brad bought me a game for my PS2.

~And the most fun was listening to Mark snore...

And you ask, who is Mark??

Let me explain..

*sigh*

Mark...Mark, Mark. Mark...

My Grandma [ we'll call her Melody ] Melody remarried this awesome guy Terry. Terry has a son. Mark. Mark quit his job as a truck driver so Melody and Terry decided to let him stay with them for a while. Well, at first they said they would let him stay for a week...

...

Its almost been a year.

Now, normally, I would not mind. But these are not normal circumstances..for Mark is a complete and udder SLOB!

Lets review some of the things I HATE about this guy, shall we??

1: He is a glutton. He eats all the food they have in their house. At one point, Melody counted that he had taken TWENTY cookies from the cookie jar in ONE night. ONE! He eats a astronimical amont of butter, lard (pure lard that Melody uses for her pie crusts, and only that) ranch dressing, mayo, ect. He doesn't really mind that he eats the entire household. It was so disgusting, the other day when I was over there, I had saw that he put a big glump of lard or shortning on his hashbrowns that he was cooking. I about puked.

2: He is a all class bum. He is constantly asking Melody and Terry of gas money, that he doesn't actually use on gas money. Who knows that he spends it on...and when he does take the car out, he brings it back on basically empty, and doesn't care that other poeple are going to have to use it and fill it up on gas that HE should have paid for. He says he has a job, and that it is about to open up..but he said that a few weeks ago..and he's still saying a few weeks. So you have to wonder??

3: He is creepy!!! He'll just stand in a doorway while you're doing something and just stare! You look up, and he says, "Hows in goin'?"

How I HATE it when he says that! Because he says it all the time and I wanna say something like, "Well it was better til' you walked in."

But of course I'm too nice to say such a thing to his face. He just gives off this weird vibe. There has been a couple things he has said to me -and I wont get into that- that just seem weird and odd. My friend Jess and Tiff don't like him either. They think he is a creeper as well, and we all think he is digusting so we came up with a nickname for him.

Fark.

Because as we all know, Mark and fart rhyme. :D

4: He is a SLOB! My Aunt Candice and Brad (who are also living there but they are NOT bums and DO pick up after themselves AND contribute AND don't vacuum the house's food) have seen some horrific things in the bathroom. One time, Candice went in there, after he had been in it last, and she actually saw, and I'm kidding, she saw poop on the side of the bathtub. I'm not sure how much, but there is was. One time she was a trail of pee leading to the toilet because he didn't bother to wait..that bathroom smells SO bad because of him. And Candice, being the very, very sweet woman she is, cleans up after him!! Melody has talked to him about the several times, and since then he has gotten a little better..but still..gross right!?

And when he cooks dinner..oh gosh. Its like he dirties up every single pot and pan and plate in the house!! And usually he doesn't bother to clean that up either. >:(

5: When he sleeps...heaven help me, when he sleeps..See, he doesn't have a bedroom there, so in the nighttime he sleeps on the twin mattress. But during the day when he decides to take a nap, he'll just snooze on the loveseat. His snore is the worst sound in the entire world. Now, I know people can't help it when they snore, as a matter of fact my Dad came in a while ago and said I must have been tired last night cause' I was snoring reall loud. Its a normal thing to do. But he has sleep aptima, and he doesn't have a cpap machine...(again, this isn't his fault either) but he most KNOW how obnoxious he sounds, yet he doesn't care if other people are trying to concintrate on things. And this will be like 3PM, you know...Melody will be trying to work on her Bible study and she can't because she is snoring up a storm. It is so loud, and so...I can't really describe the sound..its not a normal snore..its a..you'd just have to hear it I guess..not that I'd ever want anyone to hear it..

I can't really think of anything more. I know its there..but I can't think. Oh, and in case any of you were wondering, he is 28 years old.

And that, my loves, is what I had to deal with all week long.

But I had this little guy to keep my going:

This is my cousin Joe. He just turned 5 years old, and I love him to death!!

:) *Hugs Joseph*

hehe

Anywho!! To be honest I am sick of writing. I almost feel bad I have to poison the blog like this with Fark..and if you think I'm being mean, ask Tiff! She'll vouch for meh!

Cee: TIFF!! *runs to Tiff* What to you think of Mark??

.....*waits for Tiff's answer*

Well..Tiff isn't here right now..but when she is, she'll vouch for me :D

Bye peoples!!

Life is sveet! Yes. you read that right. SVEET!

2010-03-04T13:37:00.000-08:00

*Clears Thoart*

So Tiff's here. Cece's at her grandmother's while her parents are out of town, and since we're not together, I thought I'd write this alone. I know I know..just one of us? Epic fail! The Blog is much more fun when it's being written by the both of us, but I thought...what else do I have to do? I mean really??

soo....yeah just sit back, chillax and grab some cookies, cause..believe me. Tiff likes the Cookies!!

As you may of noticed the blogs..well...AMAZINGLY EPIC. This is all thanks to my Beloved Cece. she's amazing isn't she? I mean when I saw it I NEARLY HAD A SPAZZ ATTACK AND FELL ON THE GROUND PANTING!! I MEAN...

GGHFDHJKIL!!!!! LOOK AT THE HOTNESS??

in case your just coming to this blog...A) where have you been? and B) here are the mens!!

-- Alec of the Volturi

-- Angel/Angelus

-- Damon Salvatore *using old man's voice*

-- Edward Cullen

*drools* The sex beasts are here to stay. *sighs and getting lost in the sexy* Oh my bad..

anyways, if you guys wouldn't mind telling us what you think of the remodel...be free to do so! it would actually make us feel rather..Important enough haha!!

anyways, moving on to the next order of Business...

CARO!!???? CARO YOU OUT THERE??!?!?

*looks through the fog*

Caro...if your out there. We must speak with you!!

You, our little Delicate Flower...are the sweetest reviewer ever! Like, I don't know why, but everytime one of us see's your review for the current chapter that we're working on, we call each other and is like.."YAY CARO REVIEWED!!" Your one of our favorites for sure!! We love you so! and Hope you continue to leave awesome reviews, and the fact that you actually read this crap on this blog...it's just awesome!! *HUGS YOU TIGHT*

THANK YOU SOOO MUCH!

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We are currently wanting to do a lot of blog posts, because we have a lot of catching up to do. for starters...

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*gets out phone and calls Nez*

Tiff: Hi Nez?

Nez: Hi Tiff!

Tiff: Nez, Cece and I need to call you in for a Interview this week, does that sound possible?

Nez: Alec...I'm talking on the phone, can you not try to kiss me while I..*speaks louder into the phone* Umm..now Tiff?

Tiff: O_O no...after? ummm whatever your doing...

Nez: Oh..Okay. I can...*muffles into the phone* this week sounds great!

Tiff: Great! Cece and I will be more then happy to hear from..*click* Hello? Hello? NEZ??

Tiff: O_O Oh my...

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Well...I guess that means Nez and us will be having a interview very soon...and talk about that!! Jeez!! I hope all their doing is kissing, because Cece and I did not give our Seal of Approval on "it" yet...if ever ;)

haha. what else is next on our list. well...Cece and I have been meaning to dicuss VD and there's ships. One being Bonnie/Damon...Oh do I have stories to tell you the EPIC Bonnie/Damon. *sighs* anyways..I guess this post is going for to long LOL

Just keep a Look out for:

-The Interview

-The BD Post

-The 13th Chapter

[which wont be up for a little bit..Cece and I haven't seen each other in ages. but don't worry, it'll be up!]

-More Details being released about our next fanfic. "The Other Side of the Shadow"

Thanks for eatting all my cookies!!

*looks at Ian* sorry Girls...Ian beckings me...*wiggles eyebrows*

SEE YA!!
XOXO

Tiff